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Episode 2 - Starbucks Karen, Priest and a Rabbit, Lewis the Eggspert

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In This episode, The Threaders talk about Starbucks Karen, Priest and a Rabbit, Lewis the Eggspert!

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Hello and welcome to the treaders podcast, podcast where Freemas talk about what they found on the Internet this week, and it's I'm grat and let's jump in. So, as last episode, How are we? Absolutely cracking. Not Too bad. Kind of complain. Feeling good. Like last episode, I thought I was going to be absolutely roasting, but today the weather is turned and it's miserable down here. That's great. I'm glad it was. Look thirty one. That it is better than yesterday. Look thirty degrees, hard to sleep, and then now it's quite cold, as we're jumper today. Wow, I thought you said the weaver good as well, but it's. Yeah, it's miserable here, as expected. I'm enjoying it. Those like the last couple of days I've slept with a cover or anything. So actually having a better cool as nice. Really. I found it kind of but clammy and stuff, but I kind of I like it when it's raining just, I don't know, like peaceful for sleeping and stuff like. I kind of enjoy that, especially after the heat that we had in Scotland. You know, what counts is like fifty degrees. It's twenty. Did Get burnt as well, so yeah, the rain is actually going a welcome. I'm agree with yeah, I realized that as I was saying that by far anyway. Anyway, rights, I'll go first this week. First Fred and a kind of not going to apologize, but breaking the rules slightly. So generally we pick a fread and we can have discuss it, all that stuff. But I haven't technically picked our thread. I've picked too threads. Okay, but I'll explain why. So the Fred I've chosen was posted on our news by USER SDF party with two eyes, and the title of the spread is old one. Let me just pissed that in there for you guys. So the title of the thread is starbucks barrister gets forty three THO dollars and tips after masking counter with Sandy Sandayego, Karen, and that's Karen and quotes. So before I continue, you know what I mean when I say Karen. Right. Yeah, it's not an that that's that was my body that I was going to see bring up this spread and we didn't know what I can was. So seems to be a privileged white women. So yeah, firstly, I always find it funny when people share these kind of posts of threads about these carn's. I don't know, it just tickles me that does these women out there. So I was good. I was just going to read it. It wasn't something that was actually going to get too much into, but essentially I decided to read into it. And what happened was Karen walked into starbucks and San Diego and the guy that was serving I asked her to wear a mask. Obviously covid a is rife just now, and Karen Being Karen, said No. So the guy, I guess rightfully so, turned around and said, well, I can't serve you, get out the shop. So obviously Karen doesn't like that and decides to post on facebook with some nonsense about she was refused to say, be served because she wasn't wearing a mask. Next time she'll wait for the cops and bring a medical exemption. So I'm not sure how I'm medical exemption and stopped she having a wear a mask, but that's the thing. I'm not the biggest fan of starbucks personally, but it's, you know, as Karen we're talking about here. So she seemed pretty railed up. But the first thing was like, as I...

...said, I see these posts all the time, but I can't actually say that I've ever had a card and experience like you think you'se have like or you have, because I thought it was maybe just an American thing. Like keep in mind I walk in a shop, so en ut quite a lot actually had. I don't know those that I want for the guy building a Karen, Chad a Daden that day, or dad with Dar and let's go with that. So don't charity pots on the toes. And because I was the only manager and I got the fortune at the other man ask right. So we ked climbed up those we steps in front of it all for the kids to get up on and it put like a to the pound coin and at the charity bucket and then the Guy Pools the kid after toe and drags them it and says you kind of get this anymil so then the guy comes back in about half an hour. The only comes up to me. He's like, I'm not happy about how you dealt with out there on that kind of looked at guy and as like. So you left the show up and I still I thought you were a prick. When you're left the show up the first time. Know you come back and he's like, I mean, you didn't even know if what to get my money at that toll. That problem as a charity. But I can and I can't. You know, no, I'm getting money steal from charity for him. I mean they so before were going in for the see if I was with my nephew or anything, and that it happened, my fast and stink would be just paid the rest of applepy, you know. I mean everybody's got that. Everybody's got a contactless bank killed anything like that. But now that's guy's first reaction was drag that's cut at the shop. Come back and then start like telling me I'm the one in the line anyway. It starts seeing that it rants my name and I'm like, well, my name Stephen. They said, what's your last ns like you're not getting my last name. I see is a few phone up head office. See Stephen, manager did they'll find me. So that where about picture? It was like you'll know, taking a picture. It took his phoneut and as like you're no fucking taking up actually, and then I pop my on your death and as fucking punch this guy here on man. But then that I kind of walked a into wards them and it can up its ponder. As I tell you. It can take a picture of my badge, but you're not fucking take a factution on me. And Anyway, I you. COUDE was gathered and I'm I kind of deal with us man, and it was like my first must have been that my first three weeks. And the shop I'm like that's is, that's seats on anyway, and nothing ever came. Yet I phone head office ahead of a guy and as like look, that's he's a situation, just like you got a complain of it me. That's these what's runtil totally nothing to do with me. Just some dumb came out of the shop. She just had a fault. That's mental to start with, but I had a fault. We should just use Karen for male versions as well. I don't Ye might, just because they don't really deserve to have their own name. Like, if you're acting that way, you're accarden. Do you think people will stop naming their children Karen knows? Well, I hope so. Just what do you think? Like in ten years time it will just be a different name. You're like those bloody Barbara's coming in many ways to can being born just me called Barbara. See How funny is? I think you're going to say the same thing. I'm thinking you go soon. No, no, you go. So I feel like there's just names out there that people don't have through life, like, like, is anybody ever named like Barbara, a buff or like Margaret? You know, like you only ever hear old people like them and never went through school and I never knew like a barbara or a Margaret. It's definitely let's just get enough and you become a shog or a Barbara. Yeah, I think it's maybe like retirement age. You get to choose a new name or something. It's like from a like a prepopulated list. It was like be ten choices, but with them be don't I think. I think I'd like to go for it. Maybe a harold, you...

...know how don't suit you. I can imagine the old tar yeah, gives you see, that's on the flip side that. Can you imagine like an eight year old called loose? Because I can't. Does that mean I'm gonna DO ANYWAY? It doesn't matter. You my old person name. There's going to be Donald, Donald. It's all often dinner, which makes sense because you choose it when you're old. It's Harold Donald, even though US elding there was like a mean that the guns a bit about my name and it's like you've never met a baby called grant. You just you should accountain. To be fair, I've never met a baby gold grant. People. Cannot honestly think you might be the only person I've met called grunt. I was little person and you tels with twenty and then five of them popped up and like my home too, who are also all suddenly twenty. I think you should ask your parents if they've met a baby called grant a report back next episode. I mean, it could be very awkward results depending on what they say, but I think it's worth a good lucky sure. Anyway, digressed a little bit. So one other thing I spotted that kind of, I guess, drew me to this friend as well as directly under this Fred about the starbucks barrister and all this caren on sense. There was also a friend under it. It was from maildly and fury and and somebody found a bit of a blender blade and their starbucks cup. So I think that added to me getting drawn this also, some fun news that I found is that it's not forty three thousand dollars, it's now up to Sixtyzero that this guy's made. That's fire. I don't think I qualified that. So people started a go fund me for this guy because of Karen. I've seen in the comments if she used trying to assume for some of that money. Yeah, so that's where I was going to Cann at break the rules and introduced another friend. Somebody made a whole new thread also on our news about that and it's about her. So basically she's now came out with her side of the story, even though it started with hers, and and she's came out and said, I've been totally victimized because of this and like people are threatening to kill me online and all this stuff, and I want half of his money that he's raised. He doesn't deserve to get some money because I'm right and he was wrong. You know, issuest. So she's been like full Carden, like double car. And how much money did you see? If you now? So the last I seen in this article, sixtyzero. He should buy fairtyzero doors with the masks and gettel. You should make face masks on it. Karen Masks. I'm just to add, and so to injury injury. You look into it and she's like avid. She calls herself an an activist, but she is also anti vaxx and horse stuff. fucking so not only she a card and she's like, I don't know, maybe that still falls under car and but she has. That is exactly how I thought should look. Oh Yeah, you've seen her. She's definitely a cad and you could guess. Have you seen them? The here's here's a bit too long. I gardens a higher up, but she looks like a card and he's seen the one and it's like the to be, I think, a black kuds try to sell water. The the definitely black, actually, because it was because of the that was the point. I seen it because it was like if this was why children, you think that's with a fat. So it's to be my kids selling water at the lake front door and a card in phones. The poet fries the hate for them to their pop them because they don't have a plan and pilment that we seculess or a warm that is mental.

And the cuds not like if I remember eight, look five and sex the young cheese, but then the mom starts that recording it. Oh, and she's hiding behind the wall. And the same thing where if she comes on playing the victim at the world tell and he'll seed, even though she started that that she's getting deaf there. See if he's fun. That's she's done. Just try to do the late thing. Nah, it's cut right. It's a total inability to like take responsibility for it as well that these carons have too. I mean it's like the biggest arsos out there and yet somehow feel like the victim and every scenario, and then they always come out after it and try and play the victim and just like take themselves a whole. It's mental. Why would you? Why would you see like a little kid anyway? Just think that the first place, like at least I'll could to play and selling water. I'm going to Phind the police. Where's the plan in Permitt? I bet they don't have one. There's something as wrong on the and the it was on twitter. It was last week, while the stuff going on in America, someone had phoned the corps on a bunch of kids playing like American football in the and the road in the middle of their houses. So the police turned up and then also started playing like American football with them because they were doing nothing wrong. They were little legit like five or six years old, just chucking a ball about. Why? Why? Why would you think the first thing to do is I'm going to Phind the police here? So that's at the post done that little like I'm heard American post or falling upsidem awful right now, but it's good that you've got ones like that doing things, you know, because obviously who ever thought the police on that has seen that and being a well, yeah, the human if you're bait the few at the police to do absolutely nothing, they don't. I like the one. I still like the Scottish pose one. Whether the guys just sitting on the true swing. We show over the wall. We see that. No, it's it's like why Scottish polls? So the best. I'm going to send the link of the chair linked and we can get it in the post it. I hope she does not get half of that money like as that does. No way she could really at the end of the day, with everything that going, let's going on just now, especially America, where they just seem to be taking this weird stance to coronavirus, even though they've got the highest numbers in the world. It's funny, like kind of slightly off topic. My friend I was going to choose was actually like a Donald Trump one, but I knew I would end up in too much of an angry runt. But it's to do if like his I don't know if you guys heard, but he's took the stance on coronavirus and he's came out and said we have the highest numbers in the world because we're doing the most testing. So what I've done, as I've spoke to my people and I've got them to slow the test and down. And it turns out like some of these like looked into that and it's like literally like a crime against humanity that he's just a probably sit declared to the world, and I like much an eddy it can be. But anyway, these people and starbucks and everywhere else, like they should be happy that the shops are open. Like, I mean it ended day. It's kind of safety first and all that, but like we're happy enough when shops are finally beginning to open and stuff now, but it's like people are just doing their job like you don't need to make the life hell. I just kind of found a quote from her as well that in her sort of defense speech, she said, and, as I say, quoted, it starts with coffee, but it ends with mandatory digital certificates and the mark of the beast and all of that forced vaccination stuff, and you all know what I'm talking about in psychopath there's no way and fucking now. He gets half that money or he needs to be ste other and see she publicized this in the first place. It's half that everything's came back on her. She should, I just thought, head office, wait to my manager anything else. But this is no way he's getting half of that money. But on a more positive, not like fair...

...place to the guy involved, because he let her take her his picture and he's kind of stayed level headed. It did come out with like a his side of the story video and again like really calm, collected, detailed everything that's happened and thanked everybody for the money. So it turns out easy into dancing and he's going to use the money to further his education or his dance career or something. So good, honest, good on. Yeah, I hopefully we it gets. So back in the just should like to go for me in the chat. It's got sixty six thousand seven hundred and forty five dollars will get on, which is which is awesome, good for okay, see, I'm going to have run about a conspiracy feedy stuff here though. Right. Sure you see as from time to time that the stuff happens right where there's a bit as like just call us scenario happens and to then on it gets a bit wound up by it and somebody starts to go fund me and people end up the loads of money. Do you ever think it's like staged because they know that somebody's going to start to go fund me? I have a story about this. Did use hear this? I want to see. It was in America or Canada, were this couple just happened to film themselves given money to a homeless guy. Okay, and they see the goal, like I come the guy with the film of the way you work, whatever he's like. I come by. This is Derek. I've known Derek for three years. I give them ten dollars every Wednesday and he goes in and buys himself like a bacon roll or some of them starbucks. It goes to get him to breakfast and it went viral like this guy's such a nice guy, we should start to go fund to me for for Derek and get my house of a job. And the reason I want to see like three hundredzero. I'll try to fit of your El for you in a second. They raised all this money and it kept going to kick. When they were on like Oprah, there one, all these news things, it was this is absolutely amazing, and then it came out that those people kept the money and it was like, I can't believe those people. So then they started getting the death threats, people were going after them, they were contacted on they were getting the money and then the guy, the homeless Guy, took them to court and then in court e went yeah, so what we did is we come up with this plan to make money and go fund to me, and then they took half of it. They tried, they took all. I got twenty grand and they kept the whatever ended up being three hundred to five hundred. And then everybody but wait a minute, you you planned it with done, this was all made up and then they all got done for fraud. Obviously, I remember and I don't know of any that's like. Yeah, the fact he's just participated, I mean fair playing, like if you, if you're sort of live, if y'all living on the streets and stuff, and if somebody comes to you and awful like that, you're going to be like, yeah, why not give it a go? But that's that's what it is. But was the actually homeless man was thus? Was that part of you? I'm not totally sure it does. See a woman and a homeless man who fabricated a heart woman story, the dream. Four hundredzero dollars that date, as they pleaded guilty two charges. March, two thousand and nineteen. Wow, she faces twenty years in prison, he faces ten years and they both of a quarter of a million dollar fine. That is mental. Well, here's homeless. You will be buzzing then, because that's how it's. The House up home with I'm just gonna really try and roll by bank or something. I forget. I'm a bit great. I've got money, I've know, got a roof. Yeah, fair enough, this, this is this. That's why went viral, and the homeless veteran had spent his last twenty dollars buying them or buying the wife gasoline, the woman gasoline, and that's when. Then she want to repay them. And that's all envirol and did the whole go fund me. That is mental. That's crazy, Jia. She's a caron as well. So see what you say you would do. If you're broke. You're going to rob a roller bank. I would try and rob a bank and I fit failed that. We still get like shout. Well, and you so. If you...

...get every bit of money, then great, you've got money, but I've know then you've got a roof. I think for a homeless person that's a bit of a when when scenario actually isn't plus. I don't more homeless people resort to cry. If you got it, you for bike Robbin, but I don't imagine much. People are goody trying for yours. knows. If you're enough for something, guy's bad. I'm he's get what I'm said. It's those if you're going, don't folly fucking being a multi mass wanted to. At least we know this podcast is get ripped apart when Steven turns to cry and like you find an episode, he said, and I could. Let's open up just roll my bank. But yeah, any by screw, screwll the Cairns in the world and stop prassing people. Try and do their jobs. Up for its down votes. All right, I would that that was that was that was wholesome, that the guy got all that money. And I be a bit funny that that hopefully she gets. She gets nothing, so be butter Y's justice. Yeah, I was gonna downroad just for how like angry there that Karen's make me. But yeah, the fact that he's, you know, something's good at it, something good at it, as came for this guy on the back of Karen. That kind of makes it okay. For me. Sounds a jet cool. So it's an upot on to the next let's get into it. So my thread and they set about context. Or last episode I shared the thing about minecraft and the the mum deleting steam. It got but heat to go. Some down votes. It wasn't wasn't the best like wasn't the best note to end the podcast on. Right. So I for do a flipperty flip and this week's thread is posted seven days ago by the user free no copyright music. So you know, that's that's legit foundering. Twenty two up votes. All right, it's ninety four percent of people up void a five hundred forty seven comments. So you're ready. Uh Huh. What's the funniest joke that you know? So then I'm going to read it a few jokes in and just try and like gage your reaction and then maybe, I don't know if you folks have got any jokes, this might be a very quick segment. Okay, right, here we got. I've got three that I pulled out that I thought we're quite, quite hilarious. So the first one is one day a priest, a monk and a rabbit walked into a bar and the rabbit said to the monk and the priest, I think I'm a Typo. Yeah, okay, it took me a second, I think. Well, my own stupid. He let that joke down. All right, that would fluted shit right. Second one there, let's let's start again. I think he's better heard this one. He's got a calling one at least. So a seventeen year old guy walks into into super drug and he says to the the guy in the counter, look up an evicted for Christmas dinner to my new girlfriend's house. Afterwards, I was hoping I can get the chance to get lucky. You can what I mean. The guy is all right, condoms and I here you go. Here's a pack. I guess like sweet peace, for it walks at door, it comes back in a secondly and it goes. Can what the MUM is smoking hot. I'm gonna take another pack just in case, like you never know. So CHRISM's Eve comes around in the boy sits down at dinner table. The MOM asks him to lead the family and seeing grace. So it's boys. He's complied and he starts praying and praying and praying and he's going on and then after we while his new girlfriend door. She leans over and says him and I had no idea that you were so religious, to which the boy replies, I did not know your dad worked in super drug. Okay, that these are full of apple. That's a good college Oakley had about a humor. Like before, the bunch line is...

...early with the whole mom things a fleet. I'm gonna I got to share the link and I'm going to read it. The next one is long. I'm going to read this out. Okay, so the links in the chat. So this is the next one. There's three vampire brothers that decide to hold a competition to see which one of them is the most powerful. So the first brother, he's the strongest. He goes, watch this and he takes off at nearly a hundred miles an hour. Two minutes later he would turns, mouth covered in blood. Goes, what happened? See that mansion over there, I will. I went in and I sucked each and every last family member dry. The all dead. Wow, he's Brott. All right, you're the strongest. That makes sense. So the second brother goes and he's the oldest to watch and learned boys. So he takes off and he's even quicker, a hundred fifty miles an hour. Five minutes later he would turns both his mouth and he's neck. He's all covered in blood. What happened? The brother? Guy, brother says, set village over there. I went over there, killed every last person the entire village. No one is alive, roddied. Wow, should the bro see? Right, you're the oldest, you've got the most experience. That makes sense. The third brother, he's the fastest, so he goes, watch this and don't blink, you're going to miss it. So he flies off faster the rest of them. He's going to be two hundred mileon her in ten seconds. He returns his entire mouth, knows neck covered in so much blood and he guys what happened, because you see that giant to you over there, they see I because wash your fucking didn't. I it funny because it's such a long story. Yeah, it's a goodly another good holes and joker. thinkly, I'M NOT gonna lie, like it's one of them. It's so lengthy. Start to kind of fade a little bit and you're given it there. Where's it going to go? But yeah, that means me trouble fairy. That was bad. That was bad. That was my like trend late in the mood. For the last time. I thought of was any jokes in there that either use cat and that really funny, or these finding the thread. I don't want to ruin it by seeing this up front, but I've I've told it before, like I heard it a long away after it before, and pretty much nobody laughs at it. But I don't know why. Whenever I heard it the first time it made me truggle and here and again makes a truckle. So so, even if it only makes me laugh, then I'm happy. So the so there's two fish and at tank and one fish says to that one you drive this thing. I'm so glad that he's laugh is like this is image by heat. We goes right that I fish tank or not? Yeah, it should be that funny, but it makes me laugh. That was like I like that. I used to know what I don't know it go no maney anymore. Why that kind of stick to it. Because actually one I game on I'll be at once with a magician is driving along the street and many things on her driveway. Guy, ask what I don't want me. I gue that that's pretty good. Actually, I'M gonna see. How what did you win? I can't even remember what game. It may have been a better but damn, that's got it bug me. I'll come back to me. I can never remember. Whenever was someone sees like like tell me a joke. There's I forget every single joke in the world. Yeah, as you said, it's even I remember, like I think it was almost like I wouldn't go as far to say it's a hobby. It's like a fun thing to do, like when you're younger and like going through skill and stuff. Is like you hear these jokes from different people and like memorize them so that you can tell them on I feel like that's something that happens to everybody. And then, I don't know, you just must hit any age way, just become less funny or something. So do you have it's just me, my dad. It was my excuse. Then something good, a good dad joke for you them. God.

So this dad was washing his car with his son and after they were done, the sun says, shouldn't we have just used a sponge? Really good, I found one in the so I'm just kind of scroll through the comments see if there's a few more mats or tell if you more. And so a blame girl wants told me I was hung like a horse, but she was just pulling my leg. Okay, like little I've here a guy walks into a zoo. The entire sho is literally just one animal with dog, just a dog. It's a shit sue se yeah, that that's a Dad Joke, good dad joke. I'm just I feel like a comn walks into a bra. Okay, I seio. These jokes are good. I just like see for a friend. That's what is the funniest joke that you know, and then to get a comment such as wid did the bicycle fall over? It was too tired, like go on, that's yeah, I have one about Jonestown, but the punch line isn't love. It's the which Johnstown. It's that. That's really, really sorry. It's okay. Is that coult called Jonestown, and you know they drink the cooling, drink the punch to die. That's the thing comes for one. Okay, tell the joke again. I have one about Jonestown, but the punch line isn't worth that. That's good. That was a good joke. Dang, I mean that Morbid, but good coming to have it with me on this. I see him try see this happen. Anything else, but not. That was it. So that was just that was my light hearted, lighthearted thread. Okay, not do something so serious this week. Well, I would say is does plenty of good jokes in there. A lot of them are just very ready. So recommend anybody it's listing like make sure you go either the subredit and have a read for yourself, because it's plenty of good jokes in there. There's one about a farm where horse played a guitar and it's a Gid. It's a good joke. It is just it will take me ten minutes to read it out. Yeah, so it's worth there with the look up. What does a fast from Finland see before it dies? Don't know. I'm finished. I think that's not wing at that. Should try and come up with a joke shop Moscows again, because the the okay, but Jo let's at bare minimum. Next episodes. We need to come back with our funniest joke then. Right, I thought you. But what I will see? Great as I've I would dare say you've redeemed yourself with that thread. Made me join. When you started talking, I thought were going to go deep. A Don't, and I was. I felt myself getting angry just thinking about that. I thought, ready myself and pick something the opposite end of the you. So before we before we vote, avert one last one and then giving up for a down vote. Beast slowly on this joke, probably. So what's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke? Timing? Don't don't know, though. Head I'm a good joking. A bad joke there's been a pause. I meant it. Yeah, sorry, I've ruined the I'm sorry, but you know what, I'm not saying that. Like fast I runs, John's all about the delivery. So that's more statement and a joke. All right, what are you thinking? Folks up...

...for? Don't vote up for. Of course I enjoy that. Maybe my boat, because tickled myself. I was fun. All Right, nice one on to you, Stephen Ry. So my thread is what did your mom tool and life, posted by Josh Gotcha four hours ago. Oh, and I think about it, they put in a desk and it's in the group document. I get it. So is that anything that you think she's up to it and life? Seen this. I seen this post and it's like if you save ten pounds a week from when you're sixteen you'll be like a millionaire about think you're fifty and it's like an if you start moving you're twenty eight, grant you'll be a millionaire when you're dead. And I always as a damn I wish I'd seen that when I was sixty like. But think if you said I would a hard tampered a week to save. But if you know start then you've got that money to get your kids true, hundred percent true, or just spoil and retirement. The last it's something mad like can be. If you see, it's like a hundred pound of month. You See, until your kids are eighteen they'll have like twenty odd grand. That's a fact. Yeah, well, we have things, a lot of money to see, and that might time seven's account for less and it's not Honna swifty pound a month, but it's money that we can then give to a moneys to every one. Nice if you don't one of those ones, wheally is not allowed to touch it until that each no, I won't, would just won't has have access to the account until then. It's like it's my own and I'll just put it an it has, but that might be more fun idea, because they they bonds usually have interested on them as well, don't that? Hmm, it depends on the cold and I don't think anything's got good interest just now, like not nothing in the world. I don't know if I'm just getting old that. No, I'm definitely getting older, but I feel like, like, like in general, I'm still learning, like Y I'll chut, like learning to live too late in life. But a less serious. Not, I think, like cooking. There's something that I feel that I've definitely learned too late in life. Like I'll probably get flat for this, so maybe not. But like even simple things like eggs and stuff like, it wasn't until like the last few years I learned to cook those properly. I'm just like I was kind of like embarrassed by that, almost like as I've fully grown, I don't not being able to cook certain things and that kind of spurred me on. So I think definitely cooking, it's I mean, my skilly should learn younger than learning it too late. The poor thing is, though, there's like your healthy and your still alive, so you could have been that bad. It's very true, for sure. Well, a lot of the ones that I first tried to cook probably would have killed me if I but I'm also very fussy at times for food. I only just learned now that I'm a Vegan, that if you put our fried I can't Pan Lid or an egg that's cooking out, Cook Yoku haven't flip it and I never. I never knew that, because the copy the egg, at least if you put a better warm with steam and stuff. So there's a good example on the flip side of that. Let's put a positive spin on this. It took me most of my life to learn how to cook eggs, but I studied the shit out of it. So the first time I started properly trying to cook eggs, I googled it and that's one of the first things that I learned. Was Sleep fighting. I laid on the thing so that you can you don't need to flip it and you always get a nice yolk. Nice, I know. I dare say I'm an egg master. I can cook any type of you want it, scrambled, just holmlets fried, clodie, carry on eggs. I just kept thinking a book anyways. For the first that fall was EG boy, but it let's don't know why it's broken me. But just as you want, thought I just get one to see egg boy. But no,...

I would think that, like cooing, is something that, again, I'm still just putting things up, but I would see him ten times better than my us when I was living at home, as it's just because it's it's easier, like Mama Cooked Mace Nights, so much need to worry about that. But now, of myself, it's mean rich need to be a coating. So it's yeah, I think. I think I even went through like kicking a face, where like I couldn't cook but also kind of couldn't be bothered cooking drumming. So like just stuff that was very low effort, you know, other in foods ready, meal smeal prep, stuff like that. That I don't know. There's a lot of enjoyment cooking as well. So again, like I wish I can have learn more of it earlier so that I could have maybe found a bit more enjoyment and it, because I think now there's nothing better than cooking up, picking a nice meal and really enjoy it, like it's worth the effort that goes into I think I could you just put music zone and get home as well. It's fun today. Yeah, that was that was my entire day to day, like when a big walk of the dog, played with the kids and then I cleaned the kitchen and then just cooked lunch, take differing up again, start a cooking dinner. WHO was cracking it? Some little wayne playing in the back Nice. See that. That right there is the life. So a little things a life. Sure. What's your favorite dish to cook? Lads, I us eggs. I'm human. Listen, listen, I am riding. If I can push the boat out with the eggs, I'll give you my proper answer, saying if you ever heard of cloudy eggs? No, no, no, right, Google it. That pretty cool. It's like there so many things you can do eggs it's nuts. But yeah, I kind of I can't eat them once, well, apart from madness. Yeah. So there you go, but there's like an art to that and I'm I'm not just at this stage, as I say, I'm a professional egg cooker. No, so one day, if you ever staying in my company, I will, I'll happily cook you some cloudy eggs and they're really very nice. I'm assuming you need like a we like. Would you do torch the top with you? How do you get them like that? Okay, so you whisk, you separate the Yolk from the egg wates. Yeah, you whiske the egguates up and like. Honestly, I must recommend, I can't believe I'm just going how to cook eggs. I recommend an electric risk because I genuinely tried it by fork at first and it took me about an hour and a half. For what the electric wisted in about three minutes. So I know. You whisk it up and it goes like, really like fluffy and lumpy. So then you can scoop that up to pen how many clouds you want. Board out little looking a dip into, bake it for a bit and just keep an eye it. When it starts to go brown a bit, get the Yolk in there and into the we dip you've made and a few moment system, because that looks very easy. But yeah, it's nice one. I think I'M gonna make this for Joe, the one do it honestly, seems a good brownie points. That's it's a bit like staylish as well, you know. So try and press somebody get, get the cloude eggs out. Just yeah, keep the whisking a mint. Don't want to born them. That's gonna be the issue. Those you show come to the morning show. Would it be like? Why? We can me up with the body cloudy eggs. I'm trying to I'm try show my love with kid and it's a scist of the bend, but I don't eat them anyway. Want a serious not like I do enjoy just because I like making it. It's fairly simple still, but like spaghetti, meat walls or past the meat balls. Otherwise probably like knocky. You ever try knocky potato dumplings? I'm not a big face. Like put your past the right kind of it's like past a pitty away stuff. But yeah, so good that its extre g an...

ORCC hi, I think. Did you know? That was it. Thank you. Just try it. It's well, obviously not for everybody's test, but I really enjoy okay, and it's it's a good lay. The reason I like it is it's a change from pastor. You know, you can make past us so many ways and it's so easy to do, but knock it's just a bit different. But yeah, that's probably been main I got it, Micky, like what's it called when you squeeze the patio to make the Knocki was that that tool called. I've got one of those, going to be not that fancy. I just either pretty maid knock his stuff and just boil it. So I thought you. I thought you were like making this up. What for you set me pastor from scratches. M I have listen, just like got. I'm like no, en for you, Innoki. It's like no, like, I'm not. I'm not a far like, listen, I'll go spiny. See, I'm a professional. Heck make I'm not cre fucking mast with it, to know what like. You've said that now and it's not the first time I've heard that. Obviously you can make it for scratch. So I think maybe one day I'll give it a go. I think it's just one of those things. Easy Pasta, though, like how much better? Like, would it taste much better than the package stuff? You know, like there's so much stuff you can add to it to give it like this full flavor and stuff, but making the actual pastor with it and the knocky, would it be that much better? I don't know. I'll try. I'll report back, because you know exactly what you're putting and rather than yeah, but I'm a wrist Christ even I'm sending Youse to photos in the discord and this is what I made a day so the first one is I really fancy like jur chicken, but also couldn't have it so jerk tofu where baby corn and carrots and then like red kid the beans in the in the race. That looks so good, and then the next one, the one below it, is homemade coast law with Vegan meal, which is fire Super Deel fries and then barred fried cauliflower we hot sauce. Looks both of them looks so good. They see, when I see stuff like that, I kind of do feel that deep down I probably could go vegan like that. Looks really tasting for a place. I don't finely to get these pictures into the episode post as well, because, yeah, I don't think I could go vegan until like the textures there with it. They kind of fake meat. I think it's actually for me, like I like a lot of the stuff, but see, when you buy it you're like, I just feels weird. HMM. Beyond burgers are good. I didn't know. I try not to go for like fake meat too much. I had I used the Vegan mints for for Chili and that was quite good. But I'm just a fan, like overall of the the fake meat, also that I can what what it is like. I've no idea why. This looks like men's but isn't. You know, what does that taste like? Is it mel what you put and I will taste like it. Does it have a distinct taste. No, it's you can get season stuff, but it's you just it's just like you can buy a plane block, a tall Fu and it it doesn't taste like anything. You just sees it with whatever you want. So like that, I've made like jerk season and fired on or I put it in the in a walk way. We need those are stuff frying. Then he had like a your soy sauce and your sweet Chili, whatever you want. They just taste like interest. It's just a good source of protein and stuff. But yeah, I have not cooked so much since since going Vegan, like being locked stuck up in this house, like going to be in cooking something. It's like my one that will just escape from everything. It's definitely man I help during these times. I think, like cooking and stuff like that. Sleep, yeah, totally, like gives you something to do for a fears and so we escaping. Yeah, yeah, anyway, back to back to question I gave my mammual sleep was...

...what, sure best meals that you guys make? I want to know. Or is that your scunt those songs there? No, I I think I still make killer for hears know they're just the just reggie for he is, but they're so damn good. I make good for you as as well. I like for you as but the best animates probably just a Sunday host, something easy, Oh something. I'm good at them. I make a killer Christmas dinner. Change my answer based on Stevenson, just sister. It's just a roast way, extras it, I know. But like I get a Gekey with the timings every hid and I've got like a plan or written do and I have not. I've not messed up a Christmas dinner and five year or something. So a good on you. Like even that. I have not attempted to make a Christmas dinner as of yet and I plan to keep it that way. Like I see I'm still kind of, I dare saying, you to like a cook now, but something like that just feaks met a bit. It's just too much of a perfectionist as well. So I start getting like panicky about timings and all that stuff. I'm just stressles anything. But yeah, we need to sit down and we are asked. All false Christmas done ills you, and I'm actually panning about because I'm this image. You really have it all time. Than I'll be like it needs to be that and it needs to go. Call on a plan and I'm going to start stress, and yeah, I'm too critical, and myself as well, so that people will be there in the little it's Naze. I don't know. Could be better. I did it really seven. I make something much hook at it's and I see that's what you hate about me as well. I'm always like this is amazing. Whether I cooker, I'M gonna love it regardless. This is amazing. What do you think? It's fine, it's just just as normal. What you could do is the best one I've ever made. I DIS acredit. Interesting. We're gonna be off topic on food there, but yeah, like to like in life. Was the original question, right, did you ask? We? I see. Did I say a thing? Seven? Our same money. It's even probably see, obviously driving, since I still don't, but HMM, that was going to be this year. It's Kinda up in there on the okay, so if this year went to plan and we still did this episode, that would have been here. What did you learn to lately? I would have been about at this point, but I suppose probably just take care of my boardy, because you only really get the one it's nothing. You're doing more for that. No, I have the same even we've been through a proper jam street close. Well, we will then, really well, but I still, yeah, I'm still wasn't eating as well as I should be. But no, I would say I've got a better barance. So, like exercise and food and stuff. Yeah, I think that's something that's came with Lifeley, as you said, like we had that moment we were going to the gym, but I see specifically remember going from the Gym Jamaica Street and Glasgow Straight any the pizza hot underneath. It's like, yeah, just burn these cardies, I'm gonna get pizza, you know, like checkers, and and it took his foo Jamaica Street till like every other something sort of looked like yeah, but now you're totally right, like I think you if you need to look after yourself a bit. So, like, even all this junk food and stuff like this, there's only so much you can take before you start feeling the negative effects. So so that's that's something that come up a lot in these these comments and the threads. There's a lot of people seeing just like healthy really shit with food or take care of yourself as thinking. That's...

...probably something similar for me. Everyone always said, I will eat as much as I can all the time and as fast as possible. Yeah, and foot like that'll catch up on you one day, like that that won't know, I haven't it. And then it did copy me and got a bit Chubby and I so this on I was like startles. Also the key know your MoD and stuff. You start feel bit doing you stuffeople like sluggish, and that's you have one of the reasons why why I went vegan and started feeling like, Oh shit, it times. If you just eat vegetables and eat less, exercise more, you start to feel really good. Don't eat shake all the time. See my processes. If I had food on the plate, I would eat it like because I don't like waste, say, but then I was like, Oh, we I just don't. I just don't make his bigger portion. There we go, problems. Off to like your stuff feel and you have no got any waste. Do you like leftovers for elsis play if he doesn't eat them? No, no, itaches Elis before he has one on Tuesday. or eat solid food. Right, I am not fit now. Okay, I saided that with the wings like the day. Eat the Pizza Cross that all your pizza cross covert here. See, but I don't. It's because it's bad. For there's there's two kids here in Joe. If it's something, I'll be got that. Go on. But where will that in? Know, pick up my flat and I'll take the choose now coming there and I'll eat that. Why did I do that? I can see if something so good as what, even if I'm stuffed, I am finishing this. This is absolutely delicious. But then if you have to give you awful for a bit. Fear Ls left it and you've just pushed yourself. It was nice at the time, but see, if you were just like I'm done, enjoy that and that's enough, then yeah, you feel so much better. A hundred percent percent. Were also understood, then. Is there any other? The pullet. So actually a lot of a what's a wisdom in the strid? I don't give this like a proper, proper read after like just there's a lot of things in here the kind of relatable and stuff that just maybe something worth considering. You know, I don't have anything else like that. I've maybe learnt that's Proba. Those the things that I've learnt too late in life, but nothing else personally. But yes, some of these are a good point. Knowledge has no powered on its own. Only becomes powerful when combined before things. I like that tread that woman. That's deep. I was thinking about this still day. I don't know what I don't be used like. I see people all the time just research and things like I'm thinking about losing losing weight, so I'm going to just learn about how to lose weight. Or I don't man like I'm going to want to be a web developer, so I'm going just learned like all the ends and out if we develop a bit, but they never do the thing. They never develop a website or than ever. Yeah, do the things that you put into practice. And it really brings my gears. It's like your sums, just like grinding up all they points, but they'll know actually applying it to anything. It's like world cras a class procrastination, really isn't it's like I think a lot of people go through that. Well, I'm probably a bit guilty of that my life as well. Kind of procrastinate and a wee bit too much, like all these ideas and stuff that never come to fresh and but I dont mean and the idea. Some stuff I get, but like so you givet and researched eggs and then you actually like, I'm gonna be yeah, you never just researching when, hey, guys, I can, I could probably make some cloudy eggs. I've never tried it. Don't have it. Procrastinate. It's through. How many things of we thought up that up have been really legitmately good ideas, and then I've just been kind of put through to the Saite again after actually look putting every but if I don't on the ground. But and then, just because you're not, it's kind of Canna be born a little and stop. And it's been multiples. I can think a few or four after half my heat. Yeah, I think on that note, the like again,...

...like this whole like the current scenario that the kind of whole worlds going through, is like helping a bit with that. You know, let's said that even cooking stuff, but even the fact that, you know, we kind of had the idea for this podcast for a while as well. It kind of a wall. It was few things still and this kind of brought it just I think it's something I wanted to do more this year. anyways, just a bit more of that, you know, like not just saying that I want to do something. I would rather just, if I say I'm going to do it, do it and you know, if it turns out of crap at it or feel then as what it is, move on to the next thing. You know, see it's that thing. They got too scared. In case it doesn't the work, I'll getting barrassed off a bit. That's all that. But if it buy files, then it's only got any bog you for so long and then I was going to get over the next thing does an their point and getting yourself all bogg doing me something. Then at the end of the day, it doesn't neither matter. You're only here for a finite amount of time. You May as well spend that how you want. Now that city to not start not telling folk about some of the things that I'm doing until I've done the thing, rather than can you know, we like you post something that you start, like a new project. You Post something and you can get that gratification for like FIS sharing it. If we put ask, ask, and then you never you never get past that. At least that's what happens for me. So I'm working some things, just doing like right, I'm going to I'm just going to just do this, whether I'm making and then, like at the end, if I folly through enough actually have something to show, then all then I'll share at the end. See, I've done something quite opposite to that, where I've told loads of people I'm doing something, because then I kind of stop myself. But I kind of just see it now. You kind of didn't know. It's like I've told too many people. I need to follow through. Yeah, as I just tell I just told Joe and then I get daily updates and she she ignos me. But I could did the thing. Great. There's a good one of yeah, that I've actually been trying apply recently. If it takes five minutes, just the why is your thinking, rather than like letting it set, because I've seen myself before seeing I need to dated ashes and I'll set for like another like can of be bottle, and I'm thinking the feel of all. So I mean, so I just got in there in the five minutes it's going to take and then set back. There's a back then, and I've got that of all with it like thinking about it. So I have. It takes five minutes. Just there. I want to I want to jump back to the ideas. One a second, Louis, there's an idea that you hud years ago. It would have been perfect for lockdown, which was like too folk watching a netflix video or a youtube video at the same time in different places. A sweet like how good would that have been? And everybody's in the rain, who's away each other, like yeah, let's Sittin, takes each other. It's Zoomo, whatever you're doing, and then we just have the exact same thing, one that we're watching and we can talk about it. That that that's it. One make me feel bad and to give away Mon mlly million dollars dollar an an idea to the to the end on it. Not I spear a slide. I've seen one someone, but once he everyly like six months. I think of someone who tries this. I don't think it ever takes off. But I was gonna say that I'm pretty sure now there's like things out there that like she can of sink up streams and stuff. But yeah, you're a spot on like that. Hey, whether it's me or not, I'm not gonna commit to that, but somebody needs to do it because it would be awesome. And Yeah, like this time it would been. I mean it's in for something like that. See you in the UN open some July fourth. So you've got a really hurry up make it work, really really shorting. I mean, Rachel will still long distance. That would have been handed because we used to set on Netflix in like counting on a form. Three, two, one, play and then be at right. Yeah, what's IT, William? Blah, Blah Blah. So that would I came in really handle this. Thanks for no, but no, making not for us. Yes, not only did I let myself downe have let down many millions of people in the world that could have benefit form. That's good. I feel like it's an idea, though, that you see no, especially the way that the like the so many different streaming services and stuff. I think that it would be more beneficial. As who do explain this?...

Like, you know, with social media and stuff, it's always like what's the next big thing going to be? Like, you know, like, I think for sites like Youtube, Netflix of that. I think that's just a functionality thing that I don't think it has to be like a business. I think that's just like a standard feature that should be a thank for, should be built into these services. They stay in age general, and I feel like it must be fairly easy to do. I mean they let me look like accounts connect at the same time and, you know, watch two streams. I'm sure they could like sink those streams up or something, but you too can have it really have like their premiere and then you have to watch the GIF. You go and join that video. Everybody's the same time. Everybody's watching like their or thirty minutes in currently. I don't know if you seen that. Yeah, I haven't seen that actually. No. So, like if, if you like all the golf channels, you can do it. Whenever there they're doing like a big episode like of a new golf course or something, they'll premiere it, a premier it. So when you join, like if you miss the start, you've missed the four five minutes. You got to wait till this this whole videos played through before it's actually like uploaded and available to go back to the start. They have that feature. But see, you would think it would be something as simple as, like, here is a private link, share it with somebody and then the host would play and them and some there joints and it would steam. That's yeah, but you would think would be a simple as who know, its kind of money for you, if it's worth I think there's a better positivity in this episode overall. And can I really about to what we were just saying? I've just seen two similar comments, so I think so. First one is that time goes by fast. If you want to really do something, don't wait till tomorrow. Another one is it's better to try, fail, learn and move on than to do nothing for fear of failure. So I can of reason. It's what we're saying. So to continue being positive, my master plan and idea is now on the Internet for somebody to make happen, so somebody can take that idea and make the world a bit of place, and we wilso you for half and I will now going right it on a notepad and send in a letter to myself so that I can see you. So I'm going to do this. I'm going to beat how what I said. And then those key feature parts that you mentioned, and people have no idea what your master trying is a really weird said West. Remember that time you said me. That's amazing. Nice, Nice, but yeah, that's pretty good friend though. I've really like that. There's a lot. I'm going to go back into this one. I like these. There's a lot of like good advice in here. The maybe at any following. So we're not VACI Fred. That was only there for like another and I was like, I'm going to change my friend to us because I think it will tell that it quite a good one. So again with us saying the more I think I'll have a decent butt. So I'm just going to keep an eye on it. So they want to be a good treat to right votes on it, then vote. Vote for me. Thoughts for it was just the first was just the four. I was just the first time that we've got three of boats on. Every is a positive. Next week I'm going back to like a an annoying one. Choose the most corporate tread its benises. Back to hearing people. I want to know. I've got an idea for next week, by the way, and I want to it. Does it changes the tone again. But there's this user who does heroin for the first time and posted on ready about it. It's like a ten year story of this person trying it and then what happens next on Thos pology. Shit. Do you think we should do that or is that? No, I know about that. I've read quite a bit. Would you think?...

I tried it with I go out so that it's like I might in my head like a r I'd see and I was like maybe doesn't need to kick a good conversation. It's just interesting. It's really and yeah, I would go for it. All right, okay, but in case something else comes on, if nothing else comes up, I'll we could use that as well. We called next week and steady hmm, and we can. I think it's a yeah, I think. I think it's good to have that next hid. I mean like I think every every episode so far as has kind of ups and downs, you know, like in terms of talking points and like bits of funny, but it's a bit more morbid and stuff. So yeah, just I'll just go for it them sweet. All Right, okay, is that? I was dumb. Are we do anything all cars on that? I think we're. I don't know how far we are, my dassies and I, but I know there's a bit more minutes. Okay then, no, so let's wrap it up all right, perfect, that was good. Lads appreciate the chat just by as.

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