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Episode 17 - Absolute Skiver, Baby Bombs and It Hurts To Stand Up

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On this episode of The Threaders Podcast.. Absolute Skivers, Baby Bombs and It Hurts To Stand Up

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US. The blast shot comes thirty, twocolomes a way so appears to be yeah. The use ter six clombers of explosivesfor this gender review in Kingston in America, and it shook houses and somepeople nearby said they've got actual property damage, it feel like anearthquake. There was no injuries, but the person who bought it in Didine.It has toned themselves into police. I I I'm having a boy I'm going to be inJo, so I won't see them the Tis. Not all start. We like used tocotton to cakes when it that was like the trained with a gender reveal bycutting a cake open. I thought it started with going to the hospital and then tail inyour family which enter it was. I guess I I don't yeah. I don't know why. I don'tknow why this a big thing like gender review parties. Just now. I just have aparty- I guess, but I don't know how what can a party has a bomb? I can'tlike the even the blooms and the golf ball ones you see and stuff, but I mean:Do you really need to make a bomb? I say you haven't a baby boy, but we wataitee a pink. Was it a blueBob go? It was a blue boy, big blue poder. Whatever be, I imagine,this is what this is. How this is got to go down right, that they've been atthe hospital this this couple and if sit the technician right have a scant.We didn't know what I can. The sex write it on a bit of paper, an be invote for us, and then he tail us and then they've got to take that weenvelope again is something who makes bombs and says he said we don't knowwhat I can take this envelope, make it a blue for a boy, a pink for agirl, just give me a big bomb, and then they took this bomb him and wait rightlet's day and eat this, because this is how we're going to find it. What we'rehaving fo, when we were at that house but I'll, be bail to go. That's SIC. isthey don't know the gender as well? Do It's not them? That's just hating itfrom everybody else and Senaar. Like that's the thing I usually the parents,don't know either until the thing she always having a pregnant woman need. Abomb is probably a bad thing in the ane. Is it not o t s? How many Mas did you see thirty,two colomes away so is like twittered by all. I think people felt their whoseshaking so they were obviously on their blast raves. They must have been muchcloser. I assume I generally don't know how so they warlike how close to thatwilly no idea it, it doesn't say, there's no,it's just that it's a screen show of an article. So there's no there's nothingelse with it. Just as police investigation is underway, and but there was a one comment likeTed- it was someone says like when did this become so popular like, I rememberissue a bit Cato Conversation or a phone call, and it comes to socialmedias, a steroid which grows the muscle of stupidly, because it's off a quote, this isproper coat chasing right. This is this is for we'll have a bigger blast thanthen this couple or here so and a pus saying I like go vital, that's, butthat a screaming to me is there a video of it anyway. Don't know, I don't knowI'll. Try Ees put the camera got destroy in the Blass. How good would it be to it like thepeople that made that bomb he just put the wrong gender and just felloff? Maybe it was o having a little girl. Only just use blue aninoe whatthey going to do. A make the box said: tondente one, there's, no gen, dodcolors s is nothing happens, dust that supposethat would be the default on Ol man. Yeah people are crazy, allright or right. Here's here's a little bit more shining light about, so I googled itand it's in the Guardian and said it was held in a quarry. So maybe they already had the stuff tomake bottoms there. What I sud well yeah, but stole manlike if you're affecting people so far away. Do you really think your baby? Is thatimportant, but the gender yea? Some people do. I guess I don't know why but yeah. I conna assume Steven that USITEcogende eyolf yeacos Haro Shama. It's never been the a coved started. Now we bought just we found it lost awas. Then we just bought this scatch cards and that gave it to people andgive its got cool. Then that's good mat at.I think we D N. We did anything just I...

...never got a scout. I also never got SCRITTO, don't know if I knew you when you reMus born, but that's what the point I mean ef ye. It's a strange thing. When fersaken you were having a kid betweena lob big, follow that we had doing start on the podcast, the big Mac.Instead, a big Mac sauce incident of all nine somethin o his pon on him, have it on it, went there. Why do yousee the earle, but yeah there was the the gender review. Things started thatforest fire in California, a yes a good to it. Like nothing, good comes outwith these, I I think it was a fire. My children f the had that this pongos andit started an actual forest file and again, like you, really think, thegender of your child is so important that you should be this next day likeactual a forest. Is that as that cluver in the height of summer, where thoseforest times well? Well, they can just start anyway. You're you're, basicallygenit be born fluid on it, an you, Yeh and O my favorite. Gender reviewsare the ones where, like it's, usually an opine or something in the give likethe sibling, a baseball, bat and blameful the win. Who then usually hitslike another, the dad or something with the Baseball Bat Mess? Epinal. Sorry, you know having wins, no more and see a comment that one makes a good point about. Just theway I merias and then something that said that grim back, I can now what Isee it then so somebody are saying like who do youeven get that amount of exposee of o people realizing and apparently it'sTanara and it's legal? It's two chemicals you can buy inAmerican mixer and but then somebody said, there's a video.There are a couple of kids who loaded up an old lane more with five pounds ofToni and shot it. They didn't remove the bleed and theywere almost thirty feet away from it. I come recommends a minimum distance of threehundred feet saithe hundred feet. I never fairly feet away so exploded andthen one of them got amputated from the explosion. She and do you know whatfucking is ever omits a stupid Y o. We wainona the kids, why they have agun and explosive PACIFICA. Some I mean a free devetas on Ez, probably nostre, or something my first gun. Somebody de same way, I a skill. Kidgets an hour fifteen without anyone who was in yeaing Walmart the on ban. Remember that documentary- and it was aguy signed up for that bank account and they gave a fucking rifle nobody, butfos. I can't remember I was it born focal might have been, don't know it sends upfor the bank account and it's like Ol nels are afoot. Then we used to get wepigs as an we picky bank to put your coin Sedentes any of fifteen but thinghave you ever watched the episode of Super Store? Have you ever watched?This show super store. Yes, sir. There's like an episode wherethey get that guy to Tib man, the gun counter and he's proper, and I guns,and he just startes like we don't to sell to anybody that you don't thinkyou can trust with it and he just doesn't trust anyone at all. My wife'sjust left, but you don't get a gun. My stans in general is ideally, youwould get a dite more because you don't really need them. I get it. He'll saynow: it's for home self defense, it's like well, a nip tes has got them doesnot in to or of it, but if you are going to have them assault, Rafleshouldn't even be on the equation. It should be a simple hand gun. I thinkyou at a short gun. I don't know so rayful. You do not need that. I thinkhe ban guns and cities and stuff. But if you live what a mountain in themiddle of Nowe like and with those wild animals, maybe you need a certain paper gun toprotect yourself, but at any Iktah it does not need to be an er fifteen or they should spend all that time.Money, effort, research until I save us and then you can just chop a bear withthat and the dined to guns, and you...

...don't need your worry of it on ourcountry to me as you've seen her he comin anyway. Can you have my actual Parson? We are Yuloe an actual palsie see about, theywould cut the lungs off and I an it try the stupid, flap yeah, but a call theship we Sandang help themselves so not in changes. I got with it themselves, talking about like couch chasing aswell to give continue that feme feeling episode. Did you ever see the one whereI think the last he was pregnant as well, and our boyfriend Sadra weregoing to go viral an Youtte, so they were doing stupid stunts and he wentbet you if, if I had this Babel in front of me, that big gun you've gotonly again through it and rather than Dada tes short, he hods against hischest and something I think, the kids, her daughter or something video with itand she shot up and killed them. Obviously, because it's a it's not abit, it's a big book, but it's not it's not a bullet big, but I mean it's called the hall way book.So why would you when would you taste you just hint we'll get get a wepractice shot we'll get two babels is it it was. I feel I magnum the late use, so did she hit the book so straightthrough it s good Sir ten cat it? I think it was a seethe gun at Prolata, went to Jo for it like. Itwas like understood that fair enough, you never meant to kill him, but, andhe asked You I she cani or shot in you can I go shooting people are gonna,know and a shalte force. Even then, I kind of got to shoot for thing. Is Istupid that he will never ever go away? I mean I remember some of the firstvideos I've seen when like phone started, sending videos and all that inthe first Yuture ones were like these idiots who would stand tree under a dotor get that past Fro da. It's I I didn't expect that we mutiny wespin not on like a last episode.Mingos were talking about launching golf boys that you on to people flowingDasso, that's a so he and a man. I would rather I not that bad and youempty your skull. Your Go. Stick you move is a do. I would rather a date than a golfportet hi. I some do feel it. You may have hada a O. I feel like I'd rather have a golfbacause yous no got again. I like if the dark touches your brain, your butGod, but then a Foka golf ball food pill to probably shut, or you isn'tthat lot. I that well, that's why I was thinking your skull, mate shut or withthe golf a the darts just Goni, but if youse to hit in the Golf Buckatora, Ifeel like he could throw harder than Tabodwai your foe body behind the golfbar I've seen Louis Miss ar shots. I so take that I mean a a some new go God by mysticonce because Alston Bayan swinging not on a Don. I was really young and notjust tufas. Look like it was somethin fit. fucking Texas Jan saw mascow. I can one up that of Lens School. You may no start didbut an say just go. I as plain ROM does in the gem hole. It was as it's aschool fault because the handle about was like not like silver tape. You getsomething es, wasn't even Pro Agrip, so I'm sitting there feeling the shaming lights or not readyto your dreamer sucking. This is a short. This is the one that gets me.Friends, yea and mom just falls through the back,doesn't acomat my hand until it's like far like left from right to left andthen it states. I fly some boys sitting on a bench. I can Ron. Those bats gotsome in the FAS and it's to by stand the most thing, as people like like tryto get the boy of fate m after school and on- and I was just like- I think Icould take a like- I'm pretty SIS can cos. I'vestill got the bat now he had the bad. So I that's my experience, but you fat,the boy I sent new as an accident a it was abig deal on popes. I mean I know, but you may I got poles. If you had letfinish the job. Do you want to get pals that way, though I don't Peck he's me ss big chance to get pos. I think you meant the start of his roanthose professional career.

So exactly ten, this kid, even like plants et anythin, O the sort.If I played tennis- and I I love a game of rounders like in the park- is anadult- I think I'll be right. fucking laugh. We get some beers this time tostand way clear, loose, just ned this set on the s Gania, he can chuse a boat,so I'll be the REF. I play a game at Rome yeah. How manyfuck do you need to play rounders so that be fun on how many people do you need five random, as I can like to a like, liketwenty like? If we got all our fans together, it don need a few fuck that when to go to America an Iwill be plain: We boal right enemy to just fill a random chat. Fred s likestop Dan Stupid, STA Belial, one of the as plenty of them in theplanet. One of the comments was: Did we not learn anything from the from theforest fires last year? I'm not sure that it's not a A. I thinkit was the last year the year before, but no show he people this. The stupidshould also be having me a wit on that, if you're getting a bomb toreview your winds, gender, that's a sang that you shouldn't be Lee. Just isan just neber. The bug I did see I come in me ough, it saidimagine if it was twins, she got fots purely for a comet. Weshould it pre shut it all right, moving on up bout that wait so matred as millennial. What's the mostmedaled thing, you've caught yourself seeing recently, no and all we don'tlike to think of ourselves as Millennia, but technically we are because we'renot thinking him. I think you're like younger people, but we dare for an Gblacket, no way, one thousand nine hundred and eighty one one thousandnine hundred and ninety six fume. Well, you bet to dispute that on, I was tosay a normally an O. I unfortunately, but if you are get aRidin that just call yourself generation. Why? Because that's the thedote so but well Jude Wi at you see with gensin that a what's. The plan for next JEM do tarts, again Jenny and one they startlike using simple jamie to I tak sigma. I don't know what the planes with thatwill find it. It's like number of plates when dedicate what was going tohappen. Remember when I got to like a Italiae or we got to get close to theend, O one, a few that it and all that wentby with and in the world so and maybe maybe it would just go like geny to I mean, was it a Jane like? When didthis start? I don't know al it sure that was short.Why would the start? There start don't tell me some, they start it like g orsomething. I I think I think it started atgeneration x June, one an a that is sipets. Goodtiote you do whatever you want is in the nineteen hundreds. It was the GIgeneration than the silent generation. Then baby boomers and gene g wy GENZ WE SEY before that- is that when wejust sat on or Wisley that Jan it was the the Romans, do you think he for the nineteen hundred aOmans locator, I'm just saying for tolio using random wads, and then it'sGen x as and then it's just a dignatae that Omans just vanish up e fixit wasgoin on eighteen, that and into convent and stuff still weren't they be. Would he not was getting bought inAmerica? So is that the problem, then that just was me e, too pursued nameson these things before otherwise built like built and stuff a true a deal in it leagues and allthat a guy penicillin was to etes. I live Inventin,panacea and stuff I'll ready use like pons yourselvesdoing something that makes you feel really old when you get yourself on itin it I'll jump in here right. So I don'tthink so I probably have, but I don't think so, but I feel like I'm more,like my life crisis, Jomini to US last episode bought a Skate Bard and thatwent on the skateboards. Did one only...

...for I had an now, I feel like pains, definitely increaseone way day today, activity. So so I would say that, but I guess I've been talking about thatwhen it harms starting. So there go just talking about that. The pen, mybodies softening from doing nothing, I feellike I need to stretch every day to like be able to walk, but if you started is, is it got to getwhere you start getting up in some things that hots, like your knees, hotto get up? It's like what is going on here, man, I tis not long, but got upat a bit too quick and feel a bit dizzy. I went a Ho o o sit back then so drink twelve still, and I think the Mi no, but I've alsoI've also had the opposite. Were I set in, and I think may be the last time I thing: Well you get up and on you go your get. Ratti, don't know if you usedit, but I've got bad habit for like track my knuckles and stuff up that a a you know what start harping like again.The Way I'm setting funny is just like my test, my taste, my tests get so seton the gales. I left them in a way definite San. No, no. My chest startsto putat and that the same way that your fingers doing you need you canackit and if I can have just like push s like my chest, clacks I've got that.So I don't know. If that's sleepst, you should probably go get a check admit.That's no O has been going on for ever now is nokill e. Yet anyway, sorry, this fairly sex kill is a townof it. I felt like my mast. I e Lage thing wasthat when I realize like I starting to put on weight- and I couldn't just eatand drink and do what I wanted like. Oh No, I've got to actually start to takeKear to myself like same thing. Putting on weight. Myback was getting see her sitting sloping all the time. Bad News Man, I've been trying to make a conscious iffor getting better post UFF, because I'll set like best when I'm satwatching the Er on the playst n a half an hour. I fan myself start like that.Your sloach Er. How did that hat? What I thought I was been really were were,but it's hard to keep on. Taffy Muti also call people who are like the sameage as me like winds like a fork. Co, maybe like about your a couple yearsyounger and they just look so much younger. Like a you. Twenty five isjust a wee boy. Leave him my man just a kid. He is that things and a is just o bestFredeman this fucking in it's like hangs at a member Ma, an plent home.How am I complaining of Be Neat, niggle short and Fain Tsalia, the Gaodhal,because it an ante was sold at just strip. It hangs man lige thingsthat I would never have thought would have boloed me like a few years ago orfar fight old dog at an faster man. That's very when you set in the glass I,but now I've been thinking about it and it's annoying makers. Let I'll be backsoon I'll be back, so we in soon I'll be back at walk by set in the gas. Imean not stand flack on got Cher for support. I know oneactually, oh no main bank, I've got no one in I've, noticed that appear a lotmore, but actually trying to be healthy on now. So I'm like I don't know ifit's just the age thing or the matter, I'm drinking, but that'sone thing: I've not that that I do any problems or some what like, if we're,having a drink or something else, mates lil bit of toilet two or three times oI forgot as wrong, but then a few years older than me, and so I think I'm stillI'm still right in that front. Lucky! That's my ye! I'm gone in thatfroont man as soon as I'm drinking and back forth, and I've always drank a ofwater, but the last couple of years, I'm backing forth pen auditing andthat's why I had egret like like fleets what all the because Boster me I'm donefor the night. I've done myself and Brooklyn process. You OKASERI film is Red like because you just startthinking about how quick its went. Yeah, man, Iwant to be an old manton at a as dramatic, but it does go quick do thesame for him a still December I'll be half way sixty and that just soundsancient cause. Then, if you old, I still feel like a taste figure. We'vebeen like, I feel weak and MA MA mind I'm stared at eighteen, nineteen yeah,and that was a decade that goes to bet...

...me Tim, that's what I was going to say, though it definitely does fly by, but at the same time like I can neverremember being like twenty five and getting to that point where I was like a things flying by I'm starting to getold, and then I'm like. No that I'm like fin pushing onward, soI'm like de o hat that was actually the last five years went quick, but if youlive still got more time there, so I think you do at a point where it startsto owe that clack Jes do see this week out. I see that likeso when you're, when you're ten, like five years, was half your life a and itstarts to like it starts to speed up little, because I mean you're whenyou're thirty five years was just twenty percent of your life to do thatright, a that is I've, read that and all it's like, obviously, the percentage of life atspace, some of them school folks. All because I s, let's see your life span,where I you've seen so many nets stretched dirts yeah, that's see a comment there. Thatreminded me something. So I feel, like you talk about it a lot more when youget older as we and start getting more interested in like ship for the House, Chapman Lich, Idon't hit my Selina Walk Through supermarket or whatever, and I go is on is like it's a nice knife block.I look good in the catching like I could do on you. Certain names am Isocon for a good knife and a good, a good light like a good lamp or a coolbulb, or something really stupid. I be like plants as Yeahlin say that again they got plantoon sostrip at on like how how it just sneaks up on you likeon the you, the ante. Oh wait, I'm an actual. I don't know. I think that does come hand and andreally a moving it and stuff, but is, as I deimos so getting your own placeLee because I like the older, I get the more like proactively lazy. I get solike before I got a bit O', make sure the dishes are on the dish washer. Sothat is toned down, and I, when I get up at the aft the day in the head, orjust like wee things like that we are as a wee guy. You would think you beingI book out do the morning. That's that's future! That's probable same,and I don't get everything done so that more than me doesn't need to do way inexactly a it's, a horrible feeling get those dishes on end. Blythe last thingis t you get off and you do this. Gladdis are done, Sin Watch. So that's all I! No it's ports. If youget up when you're stayed on your own, the dishes are done, but you didn't doit. The fuck happened her a o wake up its new years. I do he have ahost like this comment in I said it's eightthirty Jorce's system me all the time. I will stay up and watch a movie toeverything, but it's eight thirty P M! Oh that's too late to start a film carystart at New Rachel says he stimuli than you an on.What do you got to watch that phone SGIANS? A bit? Half it and it's likeit's, two walls, long will be half ten. When it's finished, I hear yeah what tames go to bed, usually averagenat waan. If I want L, I walk will be able of an half of in F nor probabtwelve, that's never math. It will be war, see Livin if I'm tired, but youselee like I'll stay up to twelve or one just watching Taylor or something I tout stayed up quickly. So I'll justsay that Osini asked I'm usually getting tired, but after Onoma I'm tired, I'm tired by then, butI do have a habit of like stinguish uld, but especially now like with a dog andstuff like I get off that six, some things before every day again,and so I think that's why, but not so still getting really tired of like ten,like Odo, my bed to me, we can start at or than twelve thatthat's one thing that I fought would get easier, is Fallin, asleep orsleeping like adults, I usually every ado just sleeps and it gets up reallyearly and I still to the TA struggle. We fallin asleep in and getting upearly, although, like I could, unless some being like profit like if it's, ifI go o o play golf, I'm up at five, it's fine or if I'm doing somethinglike purposeful, I can get up, but just like Jane, really trying to keep ahabit getting up early or getting a get it or sleep struggle just doesn't work,I'm quite good at getting up in the mornings. That's yeah a pandemic kind omad at, but as for me, since I've not...

...real had the schedule to keep, but quite I'm on the person. Regardless ofthat thing, I gonna be be ther, yeah son on my I'm a night nat that you, butmy usual linet is like, if I I feel like, if I especially because I've likeworked a lot of late shifts like we work and stuff before so, I feel likeif I get anything less than like exactly fiver asleep, that's been thenext yea. My Bet, yous, don't be anything like beyond five yeas, I'mlike I'm cool. I can get tough the day, Mota bed at re, some time so see. Ithink I can I run better on sex as well. Sometimes if I ay get sick, I feel likeit's better than it, because I feel about sluggish when I get up after that.I obviously pins a thing for sure for this comment and it may be laughbecause it sells me and it sees quit touching the gold dawn thou a start,you're driving the bill up, and I in my appearance still to that heat enoughmoney doesn't grow and threes and then actually like, as on catch myself,you've got the back door open in the heat and on what's going on see what we have just sand spoke about,the l, the sleep and all that that that sums up that thread to be us, that'swhy I was laughing him an go. I just had the realization if we just had thisspread, we said a few things and then we spent it proving the middle aged real and havinthose exact conversation. We've just had the conversation that you bump in.If people know, when you get old, you go. Ah, here's it gone is is, as llsleep working in the back, a think about going, can Perneti, but yeah thatill father, I pled the compaint get the ten year do got draft the Nibble Onespatch you tube bodoin stand you on that you tube was he see last week? Lis. Are you onthat play station? So what's The fucking step game court, you play aplace, Tatoli a play station or not no sure we the up votes and gether. It's to. It still strap that, and I I love for it that I mean port. Forme, it's not nice to get old but were not well help, we're all heading in thesame direction, O no everybody's US located. Yet so in Braket, it's notnice to talk about or realize that you're getting old God the playing the joy up, votsoever,whatever I was cos. They where's the TA at the threaders onto Er. That's where the tie to I like to this. I play that becauseI think it's the Os podcast somerest, our traders, I got go just Google, thefetes podcast you'll, find as you know, what are you go? Well there do we haveany written yet on I tunes in I O of her. If you made it this far, pleasedrop us are written. Apparently it helps. I have no idea. If it does, I have to advertisers and Tag JustinBeber when you see on our treat when you see this episode going, Iappreciate it betsy pleasures, always let a hers. Always you actually want to pass so funny.TAKE ME T T.

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