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Episode 26 - Crazy Costumes, Stupid Confessions and Domesticated Bears

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On this episode of The Threaders Podcast.. Crazy Costumes, Stupid Confessions and Domesticated Bears 

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Hello and welcome to this week's episode of the threaders Podcast, the podcast for three mates me up and talk about what they found on the Internet. This week I'm grant. I'm Stephen less. How are we, lads? No bad us to yes, you know, for this. So House. It's friends, podcast, friends. So next week I was I was life being all right, can good time. Should be ten pound up, but it's been avoided. Me On those rum ones. Are People forgetting about it? They don't recall the deal. It was made. Should I explain it all? I explained. Think I've got on. So of course you have that chest episode twenty four, we did a tutor's me and you and we were Adam. Stephen doesn't listen to the podcast unless he's own it. So at the end of the PODCAST, like the last two minutes, literally, we say it's our hey, steven, if you're still listening. So there's a tweet. You're got a telor and it did. It's what he does. And you know what I was going to do? I was actually going to wait, because she says if I don't get to these own Christmas Day, I was going to take a picture. Weird a time stamp. It's seeing a bit that I was going to bring it up and let's saying the use or in five to twelve or in Christmas Eve. But I was like now, forget about that. But how funny would be had that day schedule tweet. Amazing. But now I think we should have done it like mid episode, because I don't Stevens lesson to like five minutes and then went. But they've done something stupid the end. Skin not because seias. I would assume that all the fat and I books in the model. So I felt, and I would a scroll to them. Dasson, that's no while. So you scroll to the end just to see that didn't miss any inside jokes as that, because, as always, are we joker? We had live at the end and there, as usually, if you listen to this podcast, do what are youse know, usually bark it something with North Korea or I know that way all we never get back on that. That was the word. That was it the guy? Yeah, I think that. Yeah, I don't have fasted it that week. Okay, remember that was keep it hot. Yeah, who knows? Wait, what was it last episode? Time to hear this loot's Oh, I that's true, my gay yeah, I've got because I've got a question. You said your dog barks because of the fireworks. Why are fireworks happening? See, like randomly. We had like a whole bunch of fire at score for yesterday and I fought it. Just is good grant. Look at the day. I remember, remember the fun November, the gun poodle, trees and import and a bit. Wait till fireworks like that. We to bonfire NACE, you loved and Glasgow, don't you? I bet then't remember it being like Halloween Short, like the say some fireworks. To be fair, they've been going on until like two weeks and there as though it's actually not too bad. An we fought every day in the morning to in them. Other used to hate that Jesus at times. It's horrible. To the fair. I used to hate it when I have my dog like it's a shameful and they just pure breaking them. My dogs all right when I'm there, but I was there was other night.

I was in Scotland. Doesn't Scotland Sturday and apparently this far it's going offen. The dog was just like shaken, jumped up on the couch, curled up in it like a we we firefox stay all logo, just so impressed. That's what it does, really scary o shake it will curl up like a steel or he's kind of really pause and stuff. Tuk Up really small. Your big old dog shame used as an excuse to good set of the couches. Well, but but I'm there. Isn't with the ball as much. In case he seems a bit more all right. What we do is like a let it becoming a bed and she's been up barking. He's so scared. In Fun. Then if she's goes to sleep, it's funny fact she bobs nine o'clock. I'm shot at guys with with MOE makes it cool walking at doing awesome curled up nickelner. That's funny. On that should be jump straight into it. Yeah, scared it. Let's cool. All right. So my thread posted in Damn, that's interesting, twenty three hours ago. It's on the topic of Halloween. This episodes, I realize, is now. It's going to come out in two weeks time. We passed Halloween and pass bon fire night. So never mind. To get episode anyway. Now it's a speak else the things go. So this is the tailor. Is this actual camera Halloween costume. So douse of the video up, because we're gonna have to like describe it. I've got it ready. Go Right lucidly. Yeah, God, fresh, play, two, one go. So, as I fell, a dressed up and a big cannon ds Al Our camera and he's taking pictures. Were Flash and then we turns a room, there's an actual screen on the back where we can see the photo and I just thought this was the coolest fucking costume. That as amazing and it also you should probably show it. That guy's up. What is it the act has on the back? They can I'm guessing that's just camera man, camera are a man. But there's so if you go to the into the into the comments, there's like a tutorial and how it make this? You just need an all laptop and you can put the screen up against the back. Yet and D is it or any camera. We are wire so we take the photo shows of from the screw ummatically. I thought that's a pretty sick, sick calloween costume. As always, that's will be on this upread. So if you actually want to see it, since this is a very visual one, maybe maybe go on have a you look under its little Beda if some biggest. But that's pretty creative form, like that question was. Now I mean either so what I can like? What? What's the coolest, like coloween costumes, hues, focusing, or have you dressed up as in hen, pure funny, or actually put a put like the time and effort into making your in costume that you can show? Louis has a few good ones to people. He's just appreciate that. No, all right, not seven anything following this year. No, I'm dressed up. We took it as though he was the joker. I'll actually send you as a picture to after this is. It's pretty cool when you see you which out the doors. Now, I took him up, just done. I'm just wait. I'm actually waiting to get caughtner. So I'm waiting game. Really, it's could be my last episode a whale. Guys, you told me that the quick it told me that they were beefell just knew. That's why it's so and it happens. That's it. That's okay. That's because out of this you got some sick costumes. I really said I was sick like...

...the pretty low effort, to be honest, but they're right. Well, one one. I just went as an important per. That's the one I was thinking. And Fun fact for that is like that's the first night. meanst even like went out together. That's true. Stressed as an impelling knowing each other public yields in the first time you actually made it was dressed as an impellinger. Tender wasn't even holloween. It was fabruary. Please tell me. Will thought we of this? You'll find these photos on a t shirt at theder's merchcom by. I always was an improblement and I was a name, sick, sick and an other than that. I went as I never get the name wrong as it jigsaw from so no, I think it's called tall me or something something. The poppet is called belly billy. It's billy, it's something like that. So yeah, we know it's him. Months draking had it, I had the threat. There was a there was a costume. What's it called? Tournament thing to the best costume. Basically got the prize and the refuse to let Louis and I'll be strake. So they basically done have he's costume, but having because he would have one had he I youc new be belly guy say could have it, only strike. He would have one. Was this? Tell me this wasn't the k? No, it was campus, I think. No, no, cant of sorry, Garage, because campus let him and only strike. And we went another before we went to garage. And you know the big hole next to campus. Do you remember like that Lewis went down? Is that just a normal road or that a path? That as a road but actually seeled like the actual soccer whole street a bit notes about maybe a pathway was back then it was a road and also when he went down the road it was gone only I mean it's got to still have a here. That's a good night. Actually that was a good night. I thought you were going to tell me that Stephen then went that night. Is The poppet master and I should want. I should went as a big pig face or want it should have you that may soon. Do you remember? I think I was joker, for I think Daniel was a grather. Went it exact? That was a night I told a guy dressed as a clowne to go ho, come at the urinal. You remember that? If a reference preser talk, it's scared of coloins and terrified of them. Know, even just scared it. Once kicked his PC MON or because I put a the wear clown dancing on it and he kicked them on or I've never met anybody is scaled the clowns as Daniel has. Jesus, there's Daniel. Listen to the PODCAST. No, I don't think so. We Shu definitely sent him at then. Yeah, I think that's it for me. Like that's as far as I've pushed the word over you, Stephen. Now I've not really got any that are really standouts. But when you did mention that there was going to be costume chat at my mind went right to something in primary school, which is definitely no one or right thing right. So hot to bust right, because I had last episodes of I do the same thing again. No, I know you can keep us on. So keep in mind that his primary school. Right. So for Americans the oldest yard and now is fairteen. Is it twelve or thirteen? I think twelve. That's lovely. Twelve or thirteen enemy before you go on a Secondar School, high school. So a boy dressed is fifty cent. That's so. That sounds all right. Then it's just as fifty cent. In primary school to PAP was one black boy and my primary school the black boy did not dresses fifty cent. The boys who dresses fifty second...

...had full black face on. Jesus. Yeah, I don't know how the school that's happened, but nothing was said to him. It was walking my boot the Halloween dusk and school and feel black faces. To be fair, like just noon the Netherlands they still black OPP for Christmas. They say the grant, grant, that's wasn't it? An elelands meet the alge. This doesn't make any better. Damn. So I I that that is one my mind butt and stick Awayt I was like to did that. That I forget by the days were a different time, to be fair. I was over this was this was a two thousands meet. supposically eighty each of you. I'm budded, not this Ellie. It was early two thousand. was probably a two thousand free, two thousand and four. Okay, Oh, I know we. I am thinking. I know him. See Hich, I forgot when I'm at your for a second confused. Louis is the one that finish school in the s high school. This is a s kid. Not, not quite have the I've never been a big one ad dress up. I can remember like that. I think you just have like the laziest last minute costumes as a kid. What you go as? I'm a homeless guy. I got my dad's shake it on, you know, something rip choosers or whatever, and it's funny. You should see that because just Daniel fee the other story, I know there was one. Your may have even been the same school, the school that are dressed up as a well wilf you know what, I think it was the same year. I think it was two thousand and four because when San Andreas came out, let me look like a well will feel had the fun an. He's a brows rate and he looked like Charlie fee busteed, Charlie Boston. Why is one of the things, the bosted eyebrows. Bloody Hell. I said, Daniel, look like Charlie Busti and hit that scours to day and because he'd been wrapping the Facet of Audia. Second I've been at a your three thous and then all that when we will gone it trickle three nights at nor forecas. So we're in the back yeard didn't put that water the mud and she don't these honss meeting it lay speak. It's all. What kind of school did you go to? Know? This was APTOSK. This was because we'd all been written the personal following the busted when we will gone at that night. It went and pulled water and a munt to robber eddies fasted on him selling a well thre thanks having hey, I person I'm money. This makes them away play much, but I saw he glad. But just let remainder, because that's fair play, fair play. Yeah, I've never put this much everything costumes at a nay today. I did ever tell you where the four. I'd also the stuffing at it for Halloween, like my Paston off Halloween parties, at least if you stay stunys like me, not like a s says, I be calween Bash every year. You're the only one, because you know here swanned off the answer, Damn, and then came back to London. Surely Fair play? And he came up to Scotland last week in our peep and I was in as in don't freeze. For three hours. I drove back to London. Did you do that? One press I was going to see it at the same day. Yeah, let yeah, it's five and a...

...half hours each way. It's not too bad. But there's my mom's buffy. It's a popped up. Give her presents and then went him left. We could have done ourselves in my but right, cool, that was that was it for from my thod. I just thought it was a that was a sick costume. So if next year, if you do have a book, a Halloween Bats, a buffer bash, if you ever Halloween Bash or put some effort him, I'll come on. Be a camera. Quite literally. Kind comes to camera must be a paid imagine walking room without one. I take my fully shove up. Try you sign. I don't know, I'll maybe it. Maybe I'd be slot where you put on that money to pay for your picture. Plan Open. It's no kind of it. A printer and a battery and this is getting way too much. I'll point your bat'll just getting a polaroid camera, aren't you chanting? People put it. You said you're a good pin if I know you're already put a year. It hopes too high, right. You've got three on on sixty four days. Grant. I want big, just even with this camera. Like you need an entire car just to drive that up to Scotland and then you get a weird or a hould you go for a pe lesson, lesson, right up to dumb fries and back in the same day? I don't want to hear about the hassle or travel, but know you wire. Let me make care. But how we could apee in that costume? There's any way you can see past the Lens? I don't all. That's what I put. That's just how you horse what you keep as a portal loose. It's gonna pulled out. Whose look for the bout me my life and say all right on that. WHO's Halloween Party? Happy sick with me. Greate all of our list those who respond and arrive to everything. And if you claim this free t shirt, you're the guest or honor. Guess what you run. I love the tea shot. That's a good point that you mentioned the free t shirt. So if you want a free t shirt, message at the threaders on twitter and just let us know that you're listening. I just just message using a free t shirt. Do you think I should start like offering like a pound weight or something, so that actually getting something. Teachers settled enough? T shirt like no, no, no, teacher. Yeah, I don't think I'll still if people want to be listenings, then you can be listeners. It's a free t shirt support. I'd be right on that. People who wear a t shirt like that, come on, that's anti business. Will send it as a little friends and family. That's going on, people and all. So you won't even need to pay any taxis on their money. It was saying we what want it? Know what? No, there's a money in pound. No, one town. All right, take after ten on. Use On me, because he steven will give you a pound. It's coming at your teens. I'm not looting about messages anyway. That's since three t shirt. You said the money. Do you give it a a tenor what's happening? Giving me his money? No, I said, I'm Len agie a pound of my tena. No, we're giving away the whole tonal. That supposed to be us. Yeah, asked for it. I didn't know. Hey, you know what, fuck it. I fine. And if you claim it, you get Martin after that's as any claimed. By the time three episodes are gone, you get the ten it as well. That's a deal the claimer. If what is weekly,...

...that all. Sorry. If it's claimed within the next few episodes, right, let's get the t shirt under TENNA. If need to claims that, if need to claims it was done right, because that's a joke. The I'll get my teen love as. Apparently forty folk listening to the forty four folk listing forty two. Sorry, and if they declaims, that what just we're stopping because they're all bots. Are Ice free, Alex Rachel in a bunch of boughts that if, in three episodes this hasn't been claimed by an Archuk person, we actually invading somebody that walks up sounder FM podcast host count this podcast to inquire as to why our starts up greatly. Evidently, Billshit, that's it. Hawana brass, he's are my names. It's not even forty four if it's forty two people. But that doesn't include spotify. I'm sure there's twenty folk. I'm one from spotify that listen. Maybe it's just Super Fun. So I wasn't on board. Well, clean, free fucking t shirt, but maybe that's the thing I like. I don't want a claim, a free one. I'll I pay in support them. So again, if you w actually pay for the tea shot, that is fee, feel free to do that as well. And if you then use twitter, it just smoke signals. Send up we pigeon to show. We'll see it. Will See School Cecil. I don't see. We're Glasgow last like three four episode's nerve. Just all being a bit try to give way a free t shirt. All content is officially gone at the window. I don't nobody wants a t shirt. Like you know why I listen the same. Just let know. A tshot for me, a teacher. I don't want me. I'm not promoting a podcast. A bit. Free t shirts shake. I just don't know why somebody hasn't claimed it. Even if there's like one listener. They're like a homeless guy. Could offer me a t shirt but probably be like it's free. I don't know, man. It's like, is that your last one? But should you begin me that? He's given a way. Is it used fits? Can't you train on first today? God Das rightly actually give it back exactly. So. I mean I would, but it's a bit tighter. That's the muscle. But what that know, there's time. A year it's to Chili, gets its toilet. Awesome, she's good, right. That's top volts, camera cost camera school. Good caution case you give myself because I already upload it on to the next is it me or worse? It's mean rate. So I phound mine by she'll chance a right. So something popped up on my thing and morbid reality and it's like ob see they smile. I don't know if he's ever heard it. US to be guy that was found the nice and he's like three thousand years old. Take it was dead stuff at Cheli near the frost them. It was all good fun. Fact before I'm a voting mcal think that has happened before that a woman was found frozen like is. It was lit at it for a loop periage. She got walked up sad and a bad bluzzard and she was like confirmed dead. But the defrosty though, and I was a heartbeat and I hank it was like one beat pair two minutes or something, and they waited in the frosty doll because if they try like move it on u beforehand, she would snap the haven that. But they actually he was also I wasn't no, you had that I thought there was an actual form of it. That's not but anyway, so I'd got my back with very many memnal, minimal, minimal being damage. Damn one night. I prefer minnial. And happen and to how did the frost still just sleep?...

Are we bet in the king my Seri Right. Half an hour. No, I thought that was an actual redit fair. That shtuff probably saved and spoke about that. Here I was a couple months ago. But this's came out the end England and back in the day that some day was found in a bag great and this guy came in. was that all I so, basically I killed my wife and the S it was it's me, it's hot body or pound. Then that tons that because we tons it. That the skull that they found was dated two hundred and fifty eighty. No, we so it was like an ancient scold it they found in that Skuy's being like Shit, shit, that's the ball guard dumper and twit a year ago and now wasn't her body stone even been found. But he gave what a field confession to the mother and how we done it and very dumped the body. How he this member Bla and I and Dub himself and it was twenty years after the fact. You just know, see that in a view. Just know, shatter it it. I got away were it, basically, but the whole hang about it, when you look at it, is weird. So the guy's name for him that it wants to look up is PR rain bad. Basically. Has Wife was at one day came home and found him in bed. When a lot man. It's one thousand nine hundred and sixty one. So being gay with still like criminalized in England by jail time or castration. And she try a blackmail. So has reaction to that was well, I'm gonna cut you up and Jesus nearly get away were. But how fucking stupid would you feel? A few of wait and confessed to order. And I like me, a couple of thousand years late. I mean I bet that's been on his mind for twenty two years or idols. The hes been like the COT. The stress is probably kept on my week night terrors for twenty odd years for the forty years. He got caughtney is that it was sixty one and they thing was these got phone. So did you? Did you hear? Did you hear it floor the man. There's a guy in Florida who got so high he modeled his imaginary friend and and hand him selling at the police. Nah, that's weeks ago. Florida as bizarre. Have you seen this? Like phenomenon? With phenomenal? I kind of thought and it. Well, you're like Google, Florida man and then you're both day and does always something every day. You're for it the man, and then a day and it was something mental. It's never just a be bizarre thing, Louis, yeah, I'll be mean an ordinary grand a few are, of course. I saw Florida man and then just the day. So my boy is twenty. Fine. In December I've got Florida man accused of handed up Maribana to passers by because it was Christmas Day and Florida. Okay, clee great. So Florida man wearing blue bonner and fluid a dress ill edgedly steals twenty cans of baby formula from public's that's a goold dad bills are video way it as well. Maine was to model to college students found in Gainesville, Florida. Are you the wrong sites? And also hit for consecutive home runs. Okay. I've got Florida man sets truck on fire to give deputy something to do. God, a good Florida Man. And then the month in the day. I just flattered the man month. They swap one for a day with your Mon for your Buffy, the day you're buffday. Just to be clear, let's see it for today, right orders. What's your buffday? Six of August, one thousand nine hundred and ninety and your last three digits your some of the Oh my God, I've just I've...

...just done the days. I've got two for Louis, Florida man arrested by police after demanding cash and donuts some crispy cream. That was quite bored. And then we've got Florida man claiming to be God, arrested after touching people. I've just got today's one for the man bodies into homes looking for fights, gets pizza. Looks like the man had a good time when I was gone. I'm sending you the link, by the way, to Florida man hand himself in for killinges imaginary best friend. Please do put that in the show notes for everybody wants to to listen. He also looks really, really sad that he's killed his best friend, that he's false as this thing you put Charlie busted and a chat is very he does look really upset. That's a shame. He you know who he looks like? No NACK it, no, nack ed, had an neck, a tongue twisted. I don't it doesn't that me see this. This guy then likes himself. And do you think he did like that old thing where you just you get caught for something and you realize like you've stuck your cell and you try to back track every bit. Think he's been along with Joll and. Then they went that was our body from like a hundred, would say, years ago, and he's just sleep. Well, not. So he's went to police. He said he's stabbed Mr happy with a kitchen knife, cut the body with a hatchet and buried at any's backyard. So they just go have a look at's good and Shirley and go myster happy's No, hell me, you're talking of bit Slida Man, I mean the guy that killed us. Imaginary fin back tracked when he realized the stalk shake, though. That's I thought you were like someone's admitting to murdering something there with. It's my imaginary friend, though, like a forough. That's what you know, but I I made them up by my still you have a wife, a smart marginery, W atually true. Anymore hangers with that, with Ha wife slipped disappearance. People in the town appartently suspected dumb. Back then that was kind of rumored that he killed his wife as well. So I think I'm coming from being that lessing mads. He's a got this Goo is. It's kind of like see, did you? and He's been Nice. Cut It up and I found it was gay, which is it's a long we are coming it as well, and I like she was going to blackmail in the sex s. So he waits twenty years until a skull fragment gets from his hard. Some gay also killed my wife. Or did he come as a seat and there did he come up when he was like, Oh, I cut my wife, I'm Sumen. That's came out in the story and off he said that he's very's going to bark me on for being in bed with another guy. I've been I don't know. Wasn't know about me. Are Normal in the like s. That was suppose. Maybe, hopefully you know what also be hiding, and it's the good. It doesn't matter what you hide. Actually the ROO that I'm safety guys. Good. I didn't like who you really is for for a year or so. Guy. So where are these bags that? Where's this in England? I S in England. Damn interest in me story to look up, though. I also got ant the pure rabbit, holy the every stuff, which is interesting. All the landmarks are not up there. I've seen that were like could if he died. They just leave you because it's too dangerous to be a hard to get them done. So like the You, I'm pretty sure I was spoke about us on here before, because I think I I'm sure I use that as a thread before. Form's...

...really good. You just watch that. Everest based on it's based on that crew of people that went up. It's true story. Sweet. Would you do it? No, ill Everest, I think I would. I would really like to, but I would be coming back. I know I'd be a gonna. I to the base camp. I clem up like the amount Fuji. I would day that. I don't like it. D every store I've used on the three peaks, child lunge a UK. I want to do that. Another I want. We should do that. We should do that and sell one in England. That I snowtings and wheels never susct but he's the one that the Pika strict was that anyway? We should do that. As I a there's a threaders that the three ders defeaty shot and get pinned at the harp of been nervis. Now go fucking get it now. You will getting a few on your expecting people for it. The up there anyway. They may git done for that in the mount that. Put it in a be back and just write it on it like three tshirt scafful pikes. The third one, I should did that. I'm not for that. I'm not thinking that. One of the three. We could dress Alex up is the big camera and just have them take pictures on the way up. Never s is the biggest ice. I bil. Let's do it. Yes, so not. Oh, I got the Katy go back to the gym the day. By the way, half month as you nice recommended to go back hi. I'm glad you can do train for the three piece hi thing you're gonna do when you go back to Jim well, I still need to walcome my shoulders and back. That's what he's about. made its all so that. And then I'm just going to go tell manator on the treadmill, just for old time sick. Have you seen that thing of like your neck, your but you're what money? At least somebody got last fallen death. Have you seen that video of like a six foot three guy running sixty miles an hour a trade mail and then like a five foot lasting running sixteen miles an hour a treadmill and she's going like full on Termini or because your Weir legs and the guys? Could I just all a bit very a strong story. We seen that? No, no, I you look at it's mad, it's weird. It's just like how different big, yeah, how different people, different bodies, types have to work differently. And if it's a good example, last few was like, I'm I'm behind the job at loose. Yeah, your little people. Wait, no, O, body takes me to your water card. All you know, it just means life's hustle is harder for me, and that's cool. That's made for it. It's not the not the size of the dog in the fight. It's to fight in the dog and all that. Oh, I was listening to the streets this weekend of my I'm a ten hour car journey. All right, so we're doing the three peaks, we're put a teashirt, the top loose. Is Still Small and you're going back to the gym. Still Small. For now. It's got some platforms coming it Christmas. Then you'll see. you see getting on the caps moved. That's watching a video. Sounds painful. That's what a video of a guy like fel for fell, for Lorri, delivered like a fridge and the lost half arench because they had to take it really spine like. You'd be fumid with you. That's not you, I feel one get the show car throttle. The Youtube Channel couple ads no far...

...from me, and it's like a like a youtube top gear basically, and the watting like Kelpt, this guy repeat his car that was gonally just gets into the JUNKARD. Basically the guys that couldn't he couldn't move for a couple of years because he was delivered a refrigerator in the rain, slipped off the back of the lorry head. He also the French. It's no for me and also from half a innches a very, very smashed and something short. I see the video that a west is dumb sparking. Even thoise are in short. Other I don't know. I can't sighs. I don't sex. I would be buying bigger trainers, for sure. It's done. If you tell something, I when I used to be tall but a fair another stuff. No, US always buying that. That wasn't a bit of that funny. That was just like I like don't or what's happened to you? Well, it's quick. I'll apportant for that. I would man that. That story coming. Then, Bill, I'm aboard it because wecause talking about floor the man, which is always funny. That's a good time. All right, I'll vote it to you. Just let's go. It's all round. All right. Then next fread. All right, so my thread posted on our unpopular opinion by frank the airplane. Just that, because I don't know why this is UN unpopular opinion. There's an edit to explain that, but I think everybody thinks this is not an real opinion. Should be. Should be something that's happened. So anyway, just read the ever domesticate bears simple right. And so what frank the airplane has said is I don't see why not. No more need for cars, because you could just read your betround town and what cools fuck true will be, while being, sorry, environmentally conscious. No more need for guns, because who needs a gun when you've got two thousand pound bear? No longer with your children lose toys, balls and trees because your friendly household bears great climbing. There are literally thousands of problems that could be solved by the mescating bears, and every moment we don't, we're just wasting time. Well, first of all I'm going to say I don't agree with the fact that there's a fair some problems to mesticating bears and fix frank's edit. For everyone saying that this is a popular opinion, it obviously isn't popular enough, because I'm still not reading a bear to work tomorrow. Damn it. I really just picked this because it fucking made me laugh, to be honest, but it did get me thinking, like, not, why didn't we dome escape bears, because that's a bit stupider, but just like really, what? Why is it just like cats, dogs and like tiny things that we've got? Would even argues that cats are not domesticated. Well, I don't like cats, man. I don't think we all domesticated. Nah, man, of course dogs are domesticated. True, that's they want now, but the use a toilet, you Hu's stuffing. Any then it fuck stuff. I suppose I can. While we want to mesticated beers because we're the fucking getting a beer in Glasgow. True, I think that's the reason prevent us from the are in Glasgow here salting cats everywhere. So then everybody'll be short domesticated. A minute, bears. We're like a website where you just like he somebod you a dog for the month and take a shot at the bell. The MESSTA bell for my bere ill.

That beer workshop will be a totally different endeavor. You'd get different saddles. Are Not da beer. I just want to point it like a for who need a gun when you've got two Thir twozero pound Beer God and your home at night. I that would change. My sons on gun was guy would comment who got two beers? A definitely, then what a gun? Suddenly? I I'd want a big gun. Yeah, I'd a beer with a gun. Pass it shoulders saddle. We got holsters. Do you think like one shot they're down. Depends on what you're shooting. Distract it long enough for me hide. I'm not that Shul a beer of my mother sles, just like I don't know, Manifa Bell's coming at me. I like you, but I don't worry. But if ones look jump at me and I've got a gun, it's getting brains. People in America shoot people like pretty sure people should. There's people are are solso that's true. There's a nice than people, probably. But the question. You seen that video. It a bell and the bend and the guy that goes up and he's look recalled in it and it's like and one of the big American Ben's that they could. Can I skip putting ones and you just watch for him. It goes hey buddy, and the bell shuts itself, bounces and sprints in. It would genuinely that's a ball for or got it was Abel. I'll try and find it in saying that he is. It's crazy. A random question. What is the biggest animal you think you could take on? We've got it this O God. No, take on you fighting something. What could you fake? He said take home and at the very least. We're going to get a Peter. We're gonna get Peter as like a new and new listen here where they tell us to know point or no. We have thought we had this cover the sure for me, I think I never says. Maybe I see versa Goodell Wan was it. That was it. I think the biggest. I think I could take a jet off. I think I could die. I think I could knock at you laugh. Jurass have six foot long tails. I'm not having that. I drab its neck, its head and the last of us all heads already up at yet there. You just go high. No'll come up to you. Just go out. You jumped up a building, a missed your fucked. I'm but I would name us. That's simply with me. Man, if you take him tow you are fall. You see if we are going not. I could take a Jaffa. Stand by it. Pay to see it. I don't want it. I don't want each other Ja, but I could honestly think like blow drummonds, should let you try, because there's just not happen right. Were drummed, have a squared go. I love that. So I'm not supporting like people abusing animals and everything, but I just think you're claim start ridiculous. Army. would be no harm at all done to the GIRAFFE. stood up it pretty badly did as ancestors are going to feel. The giraffe would be expecting. Fuck all happen. It's not good to bad, right. You get hot did as you still getting fed grass a focus drum. Look at this. We bmwohs this week. I'd see there are about back. The fuck. Was that? No, you make drafted a book. Think you are hot it. No, I'm not going to out man. I'm taking no chance me. I'm telling you I could not get it off, but I'm telling your kids know. Is this what your as? You're going to train the gem body strength and then just run as fast as you can. I was your too. I'm gonna Superman Punch this jet off. I enjoy.

Jesus God, what do you thinking? What could you stock it? Let me go, let me go. I'm just gonna be really honest about this, as well as realistic. The biggest and I think I could take on behind, probably like a pig not see it. SOURD Rolla up against the it with a solid punch. I could probably likestna be about like put it down for a bit. Ex so just made a fat and just absorb it. It's not some straight straight on there shit on the straight. No, oint car. What's pikes? Those like a flash straight in this note. You quick one too. I reckon. This is. So this is where it's gonna be bad. The largest thing I probably comes just dunk. Oh No, you can see now something's up size guns. Well, going for a pug. So we can just put it any no, I was thinking like like if I dog K be attack your favors one like you'd probably like kick a dug in the teeth. But it is. I'm come on, will Jack Black, but it's will films. I'm just patrol. Matt. I see the fucking thing of posted me. By the way, that's a new like crazy golfing in Glasgow and one of the like the are inside it's is I like to kick dogs in the balls and run away, but I'm drunk. That's funny. I don't think I could take it ever bigger like auld dog. Let's be honest. I'm not got anybody in a board because they'll get a flying and fucking come from I's. I've thought it up with snakes, fuck that, chimpanzees, monkeys, they all gotta kill me. What about a shock, not a water? But you need to just leave, a leave and go on to that. Know, and I do love her, they will like means even at least went for something a bit out the ordering, something somewhat of a child look good. These tables don't as just fit. You've come back. You may yourself. Don't moment PROBA, black out, uppollar something or don't know. Man Luis is seen with bushes. I hate you under estimate in the pig me. I genuinely they picks. It's absorbing every blow. You of goot and I did people in the Ram. I've got some punch me. You're under estimating them. Me, the pig would have you and he bear a mind up. Not only am I cleaning, I could probably like kill the pig. Great. The question is, could you take on? So, even if I couldn't let a good few punches, I could defore take a big I'm a knocking the fuck out. We just want to know. Holding cars in garden while we started as POW. I'm sorry, I never meant to see that, but your sister, that was bagg order. Sorry, grant, let's listen to Stephen. Suddenly backtrack on the drive back, crime, I'm doubling. Good me if I will end a few punches on it. I did after GONEA or. I've got a Shitland pouring hot one. I'll knock at a small horse, small well, shit the potty. I know I shouldn't potty. Okay, just there's such nice we ends. That's that's as bad as punch and a dog. I want drafts on a nice not that they are nice creatures, but it's just not I'm gonna Happen for Stephen. I don't know, managine. I think. I don't know. I think. I think I could take on many animals. No, no, they'll be for you. So that's a bit shop anandst them smell ittle. That's bad. I can't lie. I did not think it's fad was going to turn into.

Well, most we could like, like if we'red the three peaks challenge, and you see, like even a Ram I, we shoot the horns fucked like. He's got to take us any that's why I'm a dog. I'm going Swat like I feel we you, Ram or something could definitely take Theo's margins for all. But they're game for fighting, don't they? least like dogs are lovely and just know, hey, thanks, eat deep bodies, show your phones, run at about it. This swap at all, but anybody connect again, damns, you talk to us. It's a right, but it's cool. So I let's stop the animal obvious. I suppose domesticating should be considered the same. What other animal do you think could be easy to domestic it? I think we should domesticate mere cats. I think like I want a Jaguar eye. I was something cool like me. My pet leopard just raided him as he runs night email and I wor to the shops and back for some beers. Laugh from a yes, you know, I be cooled. A Rhino. That's legit. N Oxide set on my car and fuck it did. Too Big, I think, NAM it's a bit too big. Nah, jump on the back of your Hino storem and as the heavy, slow rain over run man. Did ask not just it's hard for them to stop as well. Done it fifty kilometers an hour, catching a rhino. Change up in glad you are. You know, run another near me when I now I've got converted to mels did it thirty miles an hour. Fuck off. I've been what I am there, which is not more rod's. That's question. Here's a question. So you know, well, at least up in Scottland, the fingers. You can wait. There's the whole speed limit thing. reheally say like if you're driving a fairy and you hit, think it's hues like child. That's whatever percentage chance they survive. Chank. That's the same if it's a rhino at fairmals, and probably as man, because it may impair room as well, or at least stump on them. I'm just talking like stopping power, though. Gay. I don't know, man, I feel like God always got me a chance to take some do it. To be honest, I don't know. Would get stamped as well. Is a rhino hard or soft to touch? Like is it flatty or is it solo solid? But lay the car's metal steel in it like that's fucking that's that's tough at sharp. If it's just a Rhino's like we soft scarps, like we pillally hitting at very will and I won't. Maybe all right, I can't imagine how you know being soft to touch, but is it the same as you know, when people say like what, like what weighs more? A hundred kilo of bricks, a hundred Kila F ever strong, it's Ken of the same thing. Is it like that? I can't it's still on a small package and it so it's like denser. So it would be a big hut, but it be instant trumpell as well, because I can't make hit. You need to. That's true. Although their skin is thick, it is soft and they also from Son Bird. That's why they cover themselves in mud, but also soft. I think it is by as a car, as long as it's not like the no, I don't think they would have been soft hot. Let me see. You know what, actually, I'm going to change man. So I want a Fox. I'll up it. Folks, you know you can like get foxes like domesticated ones, like Phoenix Foxes. Seriously what? I've wanted one for...

...a long time, but it's very unrealistic. Have you heard Foxes Gonn at it? There's any way. I'm having a Fox, but I think shag in the fucking couch Meidn't steer I was walking for what one night and I genuinely thought I was hearing something to get muffled. Its fucking blacks. It's scary. You taught me it was me. I can with I got'll be really but you know, fone got, two fools go. It's just a Foks, promise laugh. We've been shaking some of this for you, Clark. It was me large ways to going on animal completely definitely difference. When I then see it's just a Fox. What the fuck's I think I would go to the line to be Flindes of it. Be Sick like and if you seen the videos, we're like the guys that work in the sanctuaries for lines and stuff. They're always seemed like dead fire. They just upure are what come a bit now. You watched it. They could be domestic God, but watched all your kingdom. Were just like and I've got your leg. Fuck I. It's like if I want to say I'm not going to do it, but if I want to take yeah, good, then I make the day. The story is made of the same minute, like when they've got battle or some stuff like mm. People to I don't know, to serve that far off and Mie. They owners to serve that, though, not like a lion. Is that really what you wanted? That's not any what line? Minute the bus? No, he's line. Lines are cool, just like a polar bear sick. Didn't really want you know, it just loo a poor buns at Paul Bun, a poor bells. I cannot speaking it up. All Bells. Skins black. No, it's it's black. Did you know what's fun? It's see through. Thanks, lost me. That was my next thing. How why does it Look White? Then reflect, because that's will see through. Is it? He's not. That says it's. I'm sure. Look Up, I'm sure it's. Skins black and it's like it's falls look translucent. Grant to just talk a bit like domesticating. We other animals pout did use but the CHUMP, because I've always thought it'd be really cool. We have like a chump. But there was one in this hangers made a woman for twenty ordeals and one day it just had a Bagin and a salted the woman's power. But me at those, those pact of any animals. And so let's not act like people don't do the same thing to people. I see I see US soaky the cases. Don't and compare, don't you really like? I missed what you said. Sorry, I was looking at and pull a bearsday of hollow, hollow, for so I'm seeing about the chimp. That was the masticaty that loved us one for twenty ordeals, and one day it's a bagine. And there I see that a salty dos, but it the woman's face, a part of the monkeys are coolser babies. And then it's isn't at a certain age the game wild and you kind of have them anywhere. The woman's that alive with all on. Yeah, but got that, you dusting checks on people, of people's faces and all. I Florida Man. That's for the poopous. Who was the guy who the foot, the kind of guy you're Max Ay, I a dot. What's his name again? It was he's actually they think, good for himself. No poobial, but fuck that guy.

And a pup of was the Lucy's heater. That was it doesn't even clean the teepet shot either. If he was a real hitter, you'd get it and then set fire. To be was it miraculous fault or something? The look guys thought in CAD blime. It incredibly something far. Maybe it was something real, but that something like that. fuckers again said there. It's totally just sorry, right, sorry, we were talking about jump May. Maybe he's in faces for key folks. Faces. Yeah, so, yeah, outlet let's make a new push. No for like domestication attempts on some new animals. Like what we can do is we can let the weird, those who keep plate snakes and spiders like no more domestication of them. There bar like snakes and we'll take something else by those can go foxes and stuff. That one starts because I bet people who helped people more times than domesticating monkeys and lines off. But even stilly hangs. People cified the sharks, but MEL coconut kill people. Are you other than shocks there. So this is the this is the whole thing like that. If actors of just new in it, where they go all there's more folk with a vaccine who get covered them with food because it's more folk of the vaccine, those mere folk who attack other folk because there's more folk. Could any of domesticated beers. You kind of see there's mere attacks when other folk that there is week honey and the have it it. That's like seeing natives at the folk born the UK or English. That's a strong man argument. That is more I f what I Danny did that. Can you just see what? That's a loser mental here. You're negatively story thought. Oh Me, if we met Lusive, a strawman argument. This is seen one that I fuck you. I was. I don't. I don't speak in if sands and bots. I speaking and truths. Know what you did just speaking of what you say is not a sleek seeing what that's like saying I'm not sles argument. It's nonsense at this point, nonsense if it wasn't ever the biggest animal I could take. Stephen when is in Morenn. I don't need a better than ass because I was already one here. You guys, rich ou rich, you guys followed Tommy in it. Are you like kind of this kid is? I don't think. Tommy and it's this little always out of the loop on whatever you two are suggesting. I'm talking of IT Tommy and it's like this little Youtuber, and I think he was. It was in the micraft videos. It start lockdown. I don't know, tens of Hudents of followers. Maybe Ay A, who youtube channel and enjoyed lockdown. He went like it just blew up. Any think he's only fourteen million subscribers or something just now the past year. But it's like this. We skinny, scrawny, like sixteen year old kid, and he's whole fingers gets will get up a just I'm well art. I could take you, I'll fight you. Come on then, but he's obviously like caddy it only that was my that was my bit there with I'll fight you. So I think we do too, still taking the show. Well, I love you. From the thread OFS podcast has called out Tommy and it's for a real fight. All, let's cool. That's an animal I couldn't take. He's gonna Understand. Those are all because we'll we'll be small fries and he's just blew up. Maybe. So got to be batter connection to do this. Let's let's get my fight. You...

Gne done. Do you think you could take them? Not of you notice in your picture of this kid, I know, but do you grant? Do you think you could take them or care? I could take them. You thought you could take them. I could take them, but would you do punch? You in the throat, kick him in the Shin's run away. He'll up to her. Tell he said he with he said he's put on a fruit. Punch you. It's a child. I don't know if that's abuse. Other of Alidy do that sixty the humor in this, but it actually annoys me that. I think grank could take them as well. Me, I could take them absolutely. That's annoying. What is dad? No grant, you're smashing. That's we do. Why? Let's just a Tommy and it's that. That's all. That's grants done. One throat point. Ally's dad's an all man. I could take his dad. Tae Don't beef. Same time, I think we could get that fake sanction grant, if you want sort of look at it up. Thank Youtube fight because it's a picture. He's that. Oh, I mean ask h any progress on the register on yourself as a kitchen and getting the missal be spoker. Oh, I see how that pleasing for episode. That cats I feel that's not something I said that I would fall through before that. That's all I see. You look at the setting up your who's is as a kitchen. Don't get you know sort of thing just to get the recipe. Maybe next time. I I'm on grant. Say No, I'm dumb, Flat Maggie. Let's to escapersleep the better. N A freeps cracking episode. Nay, not, votch me. What a card that would be. By the way, if we've got you, we are giraffe. You will be pike the way Tommy in it. I'M A dog. I'm leaving, doc. It's a main event that you and told me. It'd also that I'll do me and Tommy, and then the main of it ull be me staff to watch, just to prove my dominance. She still got evolved. A fog on the levels, a car deal, I take the dog, a water, nice walk for the dog beforehand. Well, we'll make truce, will be palals. It's just this is tutely. This is just getting titled Peter's Favorite Episode. That's the taile nothing. Maybe we should start a coolie man by but I'll bring that up next thing. This could be the next thing for Scottish tourism. Like Fuck Florida man, we'll just Scottish, man, Scottish. I just think the GIRAFFE Scottish man fakes Tommy and a he star. I kind of believe you was genuinely don't think I could take a draff aw it. I'm going to got a six foot tail. It's til you just go bag before leaving about me. I think I could take a I'm sure, sure, with Joel. I think I could fight. I did. I bet on grass are six meters tall, Nyway, just like snap its legg that okay. At the most react, even the most an even if you did as you said earlily, went to visit a player, Drummond, and stood on the big fucking ledge up, at most are getting one punching and then it's like moving its head at the way. I basically run now. That's how was Nie come back the A giraffe. We's one point five tons. I'm not having it anyway. Nothing that's like. Tell me you'll take on a fucking Land Rover. I could a small Land Rover and they BIF that. Come on right, I'm away. I'm a claim your t shirts.

I've got three weeks. Let's steaks for a Taylor podcast. Your finders somewhere. I hope something. Firstralia claims this t shirt, so when I use have to pay the postage because I haven't been I'll see he's rapping the postage. That that's as company. These lists are proud at how little we're for. This has become. started it as our laughter. We started trying to make it serious and they we just don't care. It's just an excuse for the three of us to talk every couple of weeks. As be honest, really like it. I like it. We just did to have to record it probably sharp I'm away. Piece Sata Easy.

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